OT: Bills player loses his damn mind

Buffalo Bills' Zay Jones in Nude, Bloody Arrest After Penthouse Meltdown

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And just like that Chandler Jones shirtless visit to the Foxborough PD looks like a Sunday stroll in the park.

Sounds as if someone's about due for a "random" NFL drug test.

I wanted to draft him last year. Dodged a bullet, I guess. Wow.

What a no good bum.

He will probably blame brady

Who are we to judge, raise your hand if you never tried to nude wrestle your brother.

Soliel said:

What a no good bum.

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Looked pretty good to me. Dude must do a lot of squats.

Soliel said:

What a no good bum.

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fnordcircle said:

Looked pretty good to me. Dude must do a lot of squats.

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Yeah, no offense man but not being much of a judge when it comes to guy's bums myself I'm gonna have to go with fnord's expert assessment. Recent disclosures having brought to (ahem) 'light' that he has a great deal of expertise on the subject of top notch bums.

I only regret that Zay wasn't drafted by the Jets instead of the Bills.

Bath salts or synthetic weed ... place your bets.

IcyPatriot said:

Bath salts or synthetic weed ... place your bets.

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Why does it have to be 'or' and not and?

maust1013 said:

Why does it have to be 'or' and not and?

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You're right ... maybe washed down with some Grey Goose.

Hope the guy gets the help he needs. That looked bad was an understatement.

I'm thinking of that hotel scene in Borat now.

The off-season. Time to paaaaarty!

Well then...

IcyPatriot said:

You're right ... maybe washed down with some Grey Goose.

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Yep. Synth, bath salts, Grey Goose/Purple Drank, that sure looked like the product of the whole 9 yards. Well almost the whole 9, short of a couple of lines of fnord. Add those in and he makes it through the window in one shot easy.

Just a typical day in Buffalo.

IcyPatriot said:

Bath salts or synthetic weed ... place your bets.

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Or somebody tired of an upstate NY winter...... I survived four of them in college and don't think I ever did anything like that... though some of the records may be sealed..........