Oh, my God! Thank you, thank you! I don't even have a speech prepared! But, I must decline this award, because since you're sincerely arguing that Bill was justified in throwing the Super Bowl because a superior player had a bad practice and was therefore disqualified from attempting to save our historically bad and humiliating defensive performance, you are the more deserving recipient. Can we make a banner for this honor and hang it next to our Super Great Practice one?
I really think it would look much better beside all of your blue ribbons and participation trophies You know, the ones you are entitled to and don’t have to earn.
And don’t let all the times the coach wouldn’t play you damage your self esteem, that was all his fault.