Advanced Subtle Trolling of Other Fanbases

XLIX · Feb 11, 2017

JetFan79 said:
He's not lying... JetFan79: Behold the high price of victory | Patsfanspofo

I don't think it's particularly effective, but he tries.

No seriously.... do you know how much it sucks that I have to get one of those authentic helmets with the final score? Those go for like $300!

XLIX · Feb 11, 2017

Of course it's easy to troll Jets fans like @JetFan79 ... all you have to do is remind them that they haven't won a Super Bowl since the LBJ administration.

OhExaulted1 · Feb 11, 2017

I went to the Hall at Patriot Place to take a picture of all the Lombardi's but I couldn't get a decent photo. To much glare in the room. Practically blinded me.

Richard Camembert · Feb 11, 2017

OhExaulted1 said:
I went to the Hall at Patriot Place to take a picture of all the Lombardi's but I couldn't get a decent photo. To much glare in the room. Practically blinded me.

"Now they have to make a whole new display for the fifth! Not to mention another slot for the ring!"

Wax Frog · Feb 11, 2017

OhExaulted1 said:
I went to the Hall at Patriot Place to take a picture of all the Lombardi's but I couldn't get a decent photo. To much glare in the room. Practically blinded me.

You couldn't have gotten them all in the frame anyway

captain insano · Feb 11, 2017

slam said:
With the latest win, I think we have to evolve our game in trolling other fan bases. We don't have to get into Brady/Manning yelling matches anymore, that issue is long settled. I think we can do subtler things that will hurt worse than screaming our superiority at the top of our lungs.

Be unable to remember details from Super Bowls because the all run together. This could be a group troll, as you need clarification of which Super Bowl you are talking about. "Wait, do you mean the fourth Super Bowl overall, the Fourth Super Bowl of the Belichick era, or the fourth Super Bowl that we won?" "Do you mean the first time we won a Super Bowl in Houston or the second time that we found that great barbecue place?"

Complain that this year's Sound FX/Three Games to Glory/Turning Point/etc. isn't as good as previous years.

Talk about having to donate memorabilia with 4 championships as it's now out of date.

Go over the details of the 2002 season as its the last and only time Brady missed the playoffs.

Ask people what it's like to miss the playoffs if you're under 20.

Any other ideas?

i love it.

Mr. Objective · Feb 11, 2017

RecoveringCowboy said:
What would be an alternative word?

It would have to mean: "The intent to disrupt, inflame, annoy - often at any cost no matter how irrational indefinitely." That would be my definition of a real troll.

Troll and trolling are fine. Sambam94 was just providing an excellent example of concern trolling.

OhExaulted1 · Feb 11, 2017

Gator Mike · Feb 11, 2017

Legitimately overheard at the parade: "I don't know why I keep coming to these things. It's a pain in the ass to get here, I end up friggin' freezing my ass off, and the whole thing is over in like 10 minutes."

StockingAnarchyNumber12 · Feb 11, 2017

Kinda OT, but have you guys ever visited Browns forum? Its so sad, but funny at the same time. They will be happy with five wins next season.

We will be angry with less than twelve at this point. We are blessed, but winning has become like a drug for us

Bledsoehasaring · Feb 11, 2017

slam said:
With the latest win, I think we have to evolve our game in trolling other fan bases. We don't have to get into Brady/Manning yelling matches anymore, that issue is long settled. I think we can do subtler things that will hurt worse than screaming our superiority at the top of our lungs.

Be unable to remember details from Super Bowls because the all run together. This could be a group troll, as you need clarification of which Super Bowl you are talking about. "Wait, do you mean the fourth Super Bowl overall, the Fourth Super Bowl of the Belichick era, or the fourth Super Bowl that we won?" "Do you mean the first time we won a Super Bowl in Houston or the second time that we found that great barbecue place?"

Complain that this year's Sound FX/Three Games to Glory/Turning Point/etc. isn't as good as previous years.

Talk about having to donate memorabilia with 4 championships as it's now out of date.

Go over the details of the 2002 season as its the last and only time Brady missed the playoffs.

Ask people what it's like to miss the playoffs if you're under 20.

Any other ideas?

I think you could have a real serious debate with colts fans that if you add peyton, eli, and archie together they might be better than brady. I mean he still has more rings and playoff wins but their regular season stat would trounce him.

kkmack617 · Feb 11, 2017

You all are absolutely savage. I'm dying laughing over here...

Personally I don't even know if I have it in me to be rude to other fans at this point. It almost feels like being a millionaire with a model for a wife, then telling other people how broke they are and how their wife is hag. I feel compelled to just be humble and have pity on such people... we are simply elevated to another level now.

NormZauchin · Feb 12, 2017

I'll be giving more to CARE this year because the kids in Africa won't be getting Patriots Super Bowl LI Champion tee shirts. Oh, I forgot. They're getting Falcons Super Bowl LI Champion tee shirts.

slam · Feb 12, 2017

kkmack617 said:
You all are absolutely savage. I'm dying laughing over here...

Personally I don't even know if I have it in me to be rude to other fans at this point. It almost feels like being a millionaire with a model for a wife, then telling other people how broke they are and how their wife is hag. I feel compelled to just be humble and have pity on such people... we are simply elevated to another level now.

We're not being rude, we're just having trouble remembering which of the 7 Super Bowls Paul McCartney played at.

Ivan · Feb 12, 2017

Slightly OT but when the jets celebrate their last trip to the Super Bowl it's going to look like the last civil war vets walking in a 1940 Memorial Day parade.

Ivan · Feb 12, 2017

slam said:
We're not being rude, we're just having trouble remembering which of the 7 Super Bowls Paul McCartney played at.

2004, he sucked.

Danger Zone · Feb 12, 2017

To Jets fans:

Do you think Belichick would have stayed on as the Jets HC if Woody had simply let him have player control?

If Woody had given Belichick player control and Belichick brought in his guys do you think the Jets might have drafted Brady?

(I know Jets were going through an ownership transition right around then so not sure the validity of these... questions)

Pat the Pats Fan · Feb 12, 2017

Damn, another banner, where are we going to hang it? We had to move them all when we got #4.

BTTA · Feb 12, 2017

Pat the Pats Fan said:
Damn, another banner, where are we going to hang it? We had to move them all when we got #4.

The stadium has a serious design flaw, and multi-million dollar renovations are being undertaken to accommodate the fifth banner, and make room for another half dozen.

Ivan · Feb 12, 2017

I just tell my friends who are haters not to worry, the salary cap and draft order will even everything out. Take this years salary cap, the Patriots are barely 63 million under, and they will only have two first rounders after they trade Garrapolo. The Pats are so screwed.

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