The Gang Green Players present: The SB Thread. A tragedy in 3 parts.

fnordcircle · Feb 6, 2017

Come, enjoy this ride with me.

BigSnacks54" said:
This is supposed to be the best defense in the league?

JetsVilma28 said:
Brady steps up in the pocket and throws a pick 6 !!!!

Hahahahah

Kingfish said:
The ball is too fat.
It's not fair. Brady can't throw a fat ball.

PennyRoyal10 said:
A Gisele meltdown on it's way....

hastygreen said:
Just signed in for the obligatory, muwaahahahahahhahahaaaahahhahah

Brook! said:
How does it feel? Let Bellichick suck my 10 year olds ****? Die Pats die. Die Boston fans die.

NYJetsO12 said:
Biggest upset in SB history if this holds up

Coukld be end of BB and Brady run

boo hoo

Brady sweating bullets today...luv it haha

LL hes ready for Rubber Room

Walt White said:
When does the ***** start crying about getting hit?

mute said:
Game officially over.

JetsVilma28 said:
Touchdown Atlanta

Game over

BigSnacks54 said:
Game over.

JetsVilma28 said:
28-3

Super bowl beat down

BigSnacks54 said:
#1 scoring defense? It's Nice to see this fraud Pats defense get exposed

PennyRoyal10 said:
Easily the most enjoyable SB I have seen in a long, long time. If Edelman gets blasted at some point, all the better...

FJF said:
at what point does beli think about turning to jimmy g for a spark?

NYJetsO12 said:
Pats getting a Dirty Bird pooping .. love it!!

74 said:
game is boring but that's ok **** the pats quinn is a legend bowles sucks

Brook! said:
28-9

1 more quarter to go. Finally Pats will lose a game I want them to lose. **** the Giants as well by the way.

Brook! said:
I waited for this day for 12 years. Finally Pats are going down in the Superbowl against a team I root for. Die Boston fans die.

FJF said:
big 3rd down

JetsVilma28 said:
****

hastygreen said:
ah come on Atlanta don't give these ****ers chances to get back into this.

FJF said:
uh oh

FJF said:
unbeleivable

abyzmul said:
Feck.

Walt White said:
holy **** yes!!

JetsVilma28 said:
Julio jones makes a beast catch for 40

FJF said:
****ing brutal

Brook! said:
Pats will lose 28-26. Just when they think they tied the game they will lose. Pats fans will cry tonight

NYJFan10 said:
Wow this might be a bigger chokejob than the election

PennyRoyal10 said:
No ****ing way, no way...

FJF said:
unbeleivable

Walt White said:
**** me

LeonNYJ said:
This year's helmet catch

JetsVilma28 said:
The football god is clearly a pats fan

RIPJimLeonhard said:
It's like I'm still watching the Jets play, what a joke

Brook! said:
Thought again. Pats will lose no stress. I am very comfortable. This game is over. Bastards in Boston don't know it yet. Pats are done. They will never win another Superbowl. If Pats win, I will ban myself for 6 months. I promise.

FJF said:
how the hell is this happening?

JetsVilma28 said:
**** you Atlanta

Brook! said:
Watch them faail here

Pats will lose. Trust me

mute said:
Never give up and never count Brady out. I hate him as a player but it's too true. They just continue to find ways to comeback..

Brook! said:
Pats will lose in a heart breaking fashion. They cheated all these years and there will be a heartbreaking payback. This is the year fellas.

Walt White said:
This is gonna give me nightmares

74 said:
Lolol they're gonna get a TD and win now .

FJF said:
****

Brook! said:
Thanks for what? Pats didn't win yet. They will lose Just wait and see.

FJF said:
31 unanswered points,

FJF said:
****

Walt White said:
ugh

Wah said:
I'm gonna vomit

PennyRoyal10 said:
I couldn't take watching the inevitable, switched to golf...

mute said:
Pats win. Great superbowl! Brady just jizzed over Goodell.

hastygreen said:
It's feels almost like the Jets took an extra loss for the year with this ********.

Brook! said:
Well. Good bye for the next 6 months fellas. I eat crow.

Woodhead said:
It over !!!!! WTF

Wah said:
Please retire. Please retire.

xxedge72x said:
Alright, time to spend a few months waiting for the Jets to blow their draft pick

Kingfish said:
Holy Smoke !!!
The greatest comeback in NFL history.

Dierking said:
That was about as enjoyable as getting punched in the balls.

cgrec said:
What did we all do to deserve this?

Petrozza said:
Well, as much as we all hate that team and Tommy Brady. He's the best player in the history of this game.... ugh

ProfJets said:
My sole consolation was the thought that maybe Brady and Belichick will decide it doesn't get any better than this and retire.

But then I remember that the Jets couldn't possibly be that lucky

LeonNYJ said:
I'm pretty indifferent to it at this point. I've seen them in so many SBs and win so many at this point that I'm numb to it. Jets are a ****ty franchise, maybe one day things will change.

Aewhistory said:
I dunno.... I can think of times I have had more fun getting punched in the nuts. Then again you have to go to one of those places that services those kind of requests and they're pretty expensive. The cut rate experiences really aren't enjoyable at all.

Jetsetter said:
I'm too sick for words.

GQMartin said:
Hopefully the media humiliates Matt Ryan into a Chuck Knoblauch sports psychosis and he fades away into oblivion to fly his pidgeons.

1 year closer to Brady's retirement and Patriots fading away

horsehead said:
I'm sick.

Linebacker712 said:
**** Tom Brady! Why won't that mother****er retire already?? Seriously, I don't have a problem with a guy and a team that AREN'T the Jets being considered the greatest of all time. But why couldn't it be someone likeable like Payton Manning and the Colts? Why not Drew Brees and the Saints? Hell, I would have prefered Dan Marino and the Dolphins winning 5 Super Bowls over Brady and the Patriots!

macbk said:
Legit do not want to watch football again until Brady retires.

Gumby · Feb 6, 2017

Can we just call this the starter post for the annual jesters suk Thread??

pheenix11 · Feb 6, 2017

This is the post of the century. Oh it's so much fun, I can feel their self loathing.

fnordcircle · Feb 6, 2017

pheenix11 said:
This is the post of the century. Oh it's so much fun, I can feel their self loathing.

See, I don't get any joy out of going to the Falcons' forums. But some of the posts above are actually pretty vile if they're even like...50% serious.

StockingAnarchyNumber12 · Feb 6, 2017

Brook wanted BB to suck his little kids what?

Tf stfu Jets yall are pedos and this post is win!

Joker · Feb 6, 2017

My new favorite Rat fan...Brook!...self bans himself after wishing murder on Brady and Belichick...now THAT'S a "special" Rat fan

NEPats1 · Feb 6, 2017

pheenix11 said:
This is the post of the century. Oh it's so much fun, I can feel their self loathing.

haha agreed...simply amazing

TB_Helmet · Feb 6, 2017

This post was incredible. Well done.

BKapatsfan · Feb 6, 2017

You sir have earned a winner button.

Winner!

Gwedd · Feb 6, 2017

Ian! Please sticky this thread. It's like the thrill I got each month when my new copy of Mad Magazine showed up in the mail! I could read it over and over and never get tired of it.

pazrul72 · Feb 6, 2017

See if these were posts from an atl board I would have been annoyed for them and given a dislike. They played a hell of a first 3 quarters and then got **** punched harder then I think anyone has ever been **** punched. They earned my respect and I can feel their pain so it's not right to mock them.

Happily this is not from an Atl board and I can enthusiastically give it a winner! F$&! The jets and their fans and I will enjoy the delicious schadenfreude of their misery that we have The GOAT QB, the GOAT coach and it looks like no end in sight and they all KNOW it.

Beautiful and thank you so much for adding it all on my post for ease of reading.

UFGatorPat · Feb 6, 2017

Epic thread, good work sir

Nikolai · Feb 6, 2017

pazrul72 said:
See if these were posts from an atl board I would have been annoyed for them and given a dislike. They played a hell of a first 3 quarters and then got **** punched harder then I think anyone has ever been **** punched. They earned my respect and I can feel their pain so it's not right to mock them. Happily this is not from an Atl board and I can enthusiastically give it a winner! F$&! The jets and their fans and I will enjoy the delicious schadenfruede of their misery that we have The GOAT QB, the GOAT coach and it looks like no end in sight and they all KNOW it. Beautiful and thank you so much for adding it all on my post for ease of reading.

The Falcons fans were a lot more circumspect. Most berated that one guy who said it was over at 28-3. There was no real malice in their posts. They're not Saints fans, or even close, but they really aren't bad at all. Respect for them. It's gotta be a ***** tonight.

fnordcircle · Feb 6, 2017

Yeah I mean, Falcons fans weren't inviting BB to suck their 10 year old son's penis. Which...I'm still trying to understand that one.

PatsDeb · Feb 6, 2017

Comedy gold!

VJCPatriot · Feb 6, 2017

F*#$ the Jets and their salty fans. Their tears are so tasty! Mmm, it's like champagne!! ROFL

mikey m · Feb 6, 2017

@fnordcircle I will forever love you for this post

E1Downey · Feb 6, 2017

Thank you for doing that work. This was so beautiful

Joker · Feb 6, 2017

"suck my 10 year old son's penis!"...now that's "post of the century"....on Planet Numbnuts

Sparetire · Feb 6, 2017

That brooks fella was positive we're gonna lose.

Have a great time banning yourself.

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