I'm scared

Mack Herron · Dec 26, 2016

Can we move this thread to the therapy section?

Hammer of Thor · Dec 26, 2016

neuronet said:
It's actually "I don't care...I can't stand it" We lost a game, and someone freaked out in 2014. Someone said how good the Broncos were and how unfair it was. We won the SB.

Here is the beautiful thread:
I don't care.I can't stand it!

It's even better than that.... The Pats had just come off a win. They beat the Jets 25-23 in a Thursday night game (short prep week, divisional matchup) to move to 5-2. The Broncos then beat up a disintegrating 49er team at home the following Sunday on a full week's rest to move to 5-1, and that prompted the thread.

Minitron · Dec 26, 2016

This board is blowing up at the moment with all kinds of threads like this. I know this one is clearly a joke but it is getting to proportions that are ridiculous. Almost unreadable...

Schmo · Dec 26, 2016

Whoever voted "terrified" apparently hasn't watched a single game this year. No idea what you're talking about.

captain insano · Dec 26, 2016

TennisBallHead said:
Guys, I really think our beloved Patriots are in real trouble once the playoffs roll around. The Chiefs destroyed the Broncos, the Raiders want revenge for the tuck rule game, the Steelers have a ton of weapons, the Texans have Bill O'Brien who knows NE well, the Dolphins are a divisional foe, the Cowboys have a great running game that'll keep TB12 on the bench, the Giants beat them 5 and 10 years ago so naturally they'll win again, the Falcons have a ton of weapons, the Seahawks already beat them THIS YEAR, the Packers have the best QB, and the Lions have a fearsome logo.

i really wish you would change your avatar. i hate looking at volin.

venecol · Dec 26, 2016

You missed:

Scared Sh**less

TennisBallHead · Dec 26, 2016

captain insano said:
i really wish you would change your avatar. i hate looking at volin.

You know what, I'm tired of looking at his stupid face too.

Haley · Dec 26, 2016

...better go make a doctor's appointment.

"What seems to be the trouble?"

"It's football, doctor. I just can't handle the stress level. I mean my job, family life, finances, and health stress levels are all easily under control, but football, football has me in tremors!"

"Ah, I see. Footballossaphobia. Very common. Just punch yourself in the face every 45 minutes and you should be fine."

"That will cure me?"

"Not unless it helps you realize that you are an idiot."

neuronet · Dec 26, 2016

Hammer of Thor said:
It's even better than that.... The Pats had just come off a win. They beat the Jets 25-23 in a Thursday night game (short prep week, divisional matchup) to move to 5-2. The Broncos then beat up a disintegrating 49er team at home the following Sunday on a full week's rest to move to 5-1, and that prompted the thread.

Wow I had forgotten that detail that makes it 10x better

ThatllMoveTheChains!!! · Dec 26, 2016

dannydyn said:
Where's the "I need a new pair of pants" option?

I'm just bought a bunch of brown pants. Problem solved!

Koma · Dec 27, 2016

Wax Frog said:
To this day I mourn having missed the OP. It appears not to have been archived

It looks like Patradomous hasn't posted since 1/22/15. That was a few days after the Patriots blew out the Colts in the AFCCG. I guess his "favorite" team being successful and making the SB (which they won) was too much for him.

Jlaff · Dec 27, 2016

TennisBallHead said:
You know what, I'm tired of looking at his stupid face too.

I thought it worked, but I always read your posts differently because of it.

TomPatriot · Dec 27, 2016

I'm so frightened that I had a nervous breakdown and checked myself into a sanitarium.

Brit patriot · Dec 27, 2016

Though I do realise the thread was an amusing joke, I always to find myself focusing on what the other team does well. To make the play offs you have proven you can win games, and therefore you do something well. In football, you don't get a best of three. you have one day, and if it goes wrong, you are stuck for months thinking about what could have been.

Respect everyone, fear no-one. Bring it on.

Bill Lee · Dec 27, 2016

Wordsmyth said:
I poopa my pants!

I shat myself.

PatriotsReign · Dec 27, 2016

I look at it as "We're either going to win the SB or we won't"

So how does "fear" come into play?

jah · Dec 27, 2016

I live in fear every day and I don't know why. Maybe you figured it out.

363839 · Dec 27, 2016

I, too, am scared.....of what we are going to do to them!

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