The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

ExiledBostonPat · Nov 23, 2012

They're stuck with Mark Sanchass... and that is what we would call karma.

Steve102 · Nov 23, 2012

The Gr8est said:
**** them!

Did the Pats ever tamper with their HC?

Did the Pats set up the Rats and then turn them in to the league, for something that they, and most other teams, do, to get the Omissioner to try and bring that Pats down to their level?

Have the Pats tampered with Rat players who they were trying to re-sign?

While the Pats fans, in general, did not celebrate Revis' injury, Rats fans not only celebrated Brady's knee injury, they openly call for Brady to be carted off on a regular basis.

If the Rats make a public apology for all of their unprovoked transgressions against the Pats, return the money BB was fined by the league, with interest, and give us their 1st and 2nd round picks in next year's draft to make up for the one they got the Omissioner to steal from us (the 2nd is 'interest' on the stolen pick)......

If they vow to cease and desist their rattiness.

THEN, I might consider feeling bad for the Rats.

As I watched last night's extreme rodent humiliation on national TV with a huge Thanksgiving Day audience, it occurred to me that I WOULD feel bad for any other team that endured this EXCEPT for the Rats.

They richly deserve this and more.

**** them!

Allow me to be more precise: I feel bad for their fanbase. As far as the team goes, I revel in the humiliation, roll around in it...like a dog in the snow.

randomk1 · Nov 23, 2012

Is JI down?

I'm so bummed.

randomk1 · Nov 23, 2012

In honor of jests sucktitude how about some Bills flavor?

Billsfan said:
I am not hating to just hate so don't use that against me

I don't care what anyone says The Patriots are STILL CHEATING after watching them vs the Jets yesterday yes the Jets are bad & they played bad but if you watched the first quarter its as if the pats knew what the Jets where running before the ball snap

The Patriots have less talent then their Super Bowl Wining Teams but are better then those teams, they lose Top players & coaches to other teams, & none of those Players or Coaches have any success outside of the Patriots

The Patriots have the 20th payroll in the NFL this year, they don't sign top free agents & the ones they have Johnson & Haynsworth never real played, they do Draft good but never great they never get the high Impact player although having high picks from trades & multiples picks

Usually Divisional Opponents play each other evenly but the Pats dominate AFC East & they Pats struggle vs team they rarely play within 3 year or teams with new Head Coaches, Belichick is a great coach but he doesn't do anything special or doesn't doing anything anyone else isn't

So No Team can be this good this long without doing something extra, every team has periods of ups & downs its a fact except the Pats who's worse season is better than most teams best The Patriots are on their way to 10 straight double digit the longest before was 6

You Make up your own decision & beliefs

Hilarious...also in another thread they've given up on the AFC East for the next 5 years.

shmessy · Nov 23, 2012

randomk1 said:
In honor of jests sucktitude how about some Bills flavor?

Hilarious...also in another thread they've given up on the AFC East for the next 5 years.

Link???????

randomk1 · Nov 23, 2012

shmessy said:
Link???????

The Patriot Way - The Stadium Wall - Buffalo Bills Forums

Forget winning the AFC East for the next 5 years

robbomango · Nov 23, 2012

Yep, Steve Gregory new Sanchez was going to fake a hand off to no one then run right into his linemans arse and get knocked out while losing the ball. BB also informed edelman that a hit on Mcknight would pop the ball right into his hands and allow him to score a TD.

Just an angry Bills fan...

Deus Irae · Nov 23, 2012

robbomango said:
Yep, Steve Gregory new Sanchez was going to fake a hand off to no one then run right into his linemans arse and get knocked out while losing the ball. BB also informed edelman that a hit on Mcknight would pop the ball right into his hands and allow him to score a TD.

Just an angry Bills fan...

Well, as long as he called the Colts cheaters for their similar run....

PatsFanInVa · Nov 23, 2012

We are so in their heads.

That part almost feels better than the continual string of fail that is the New York JEST

The Gr8est · Nov 23, 2012

PatsFanInVa said:
Ahhh, 10 more days until the next game, and what a wonderful way to spend them -- feasting on Spanksgiving leftovers.

At least their anti-Sanchez brigade has some way to explain how the Pats handed their butts to them even though "they're not really that good" (i.e., Sanchez sucks. Not the Jest in general, mind you, just sanchez.)

The rest of them are hilarious... they have to simultaneously believe the Pats are bad, the Pats beat the Jest, but the Jest are actually pretty good.

In such circumstances the role of pure bad fortune grows exponentially. By the time they're trying to explain a season like this one you'd think it the dominant factor in any athletic contest.

Eh well, guess God just loves us more right?

:ugh:

Sometimes you want to shake them and shout "STOP IT," and personally hand-deliver them Gintz jerseys.

It was heartbreaking that this was how the JEST "helped get the fans' minds off Sandy if only for a few hours."

I can just see a guy whose whole life was swept away by a super-storm, whose just gotten back power after nearly a month, somehow making his way to use his treasured JEST-Pats tickets, and knowing he's going back to a soggy shell of a house only recently declared habitable, to toss and turn on a recently FEMA-supplied cot, the only furniture he has to his name...

... and leaving the stadium early, to drive back to Staten Island on the remaining gas he stood in line for 14 hours to get...

You know there's at least one JEST fan that went through all that. I almost feel bad about this butt-whoopin'.

Almost.

PFnV

I can't like this post enough.

Full credit needs to go with the originator of this term "Spanksgiving".

Can we now forever refer to last nights game as the "Spanksgiving Day Massacre"?

The Gr8est · Nov 23, 2012

robbomango said:
Yep, Steve Gregory new Sanchez was going to fake a hand off to no one then run right into his linemans arse and get knocked out while losing the ball. BB also informed edelman that a hit on Mcknight would pop the ball right into his hands and allow him to score a TD.

Just an angry Bills fan...

Embrace the hate. The Pats have just been so good that some fans of opposing teams can't minimize their accomplishment in any logical fashion, and are unwilling to admit to themselves that their favorite team are so inferior to the Pats, that their only recourse is to claim some mythical cheating that they can't prove or even give any rational explanation of.

Kind of like how primitive mankind came up with a mystical explanation of a phenomenon that they didn't understand, like an eclipse, or lightning.

Deus Irae · Nov 23, 2012

Some good stuff, during and after the game:

https://twitter.com/janesports

Some examples:

After the 2nd quarter, a 3-and-out is really a small victory... #Jets

RT @RblSports Now I'm getting excited. Hey, anyone know how many more points to a Moral Victory?

Bright side: Sanchez went down nicely on that sack

randomk1 · Nov 23, 2012

jetsimpossible - YouTube - with some music...quite fitting

ctpatsfan77 · Nov 23, 2012

Steve:Section 102 said:
Allow me to be more precise: I feel bad for their fanbase. As far as the team goes, I revel in the humiliation, roll around in it...like a dog in the snow.

I would have to qualify that a bit: I feel bad for the members of their fanbase that are actually decent human beings.

Many JEST fans are more repulsive than herpes.

randomk1 · Nov 23, 2012

Mark Cant-chez - YouTube

This one is gold. A look back at Sanchez.

sly24 · Nov 23, 2012

I was just on JI for the lulz and I came across a stunning stat that I didn't know about : Draft picks in the last 5 years : Pats - 57 Jets - 31

That is shocking

Joker · Nov 23, 2012

THere's this hilarious back and forth on JI between SAR and Rayge Rayge about predicted twelve wins...SAR says he made that boast and Rayge Rayge denies it all, lashing back with all kinds of pinheaded insults.....I'll just let YOU, the Pats fans who may wonder about behaviour like this, decide what is true...and what is spinning, deflective ,outright lying...

Originally Posted by Ray Ray19
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The Jets can be a 12-4 team, they can be that good. They have the potential.

Locking in the Pats at 14 wins is pure comedy and homerism, especially right now, with so much up in the air with the team on offense at WR, with Welker's inevitable holdout, Mankins injury, Brady aging, BGJE's loss, and a defense that was at the bottom of the league last year.

They had a good run last year

Teams will be better prepared this year against the Patriots two TE's.

His Rats were really prepared this season, eh?????

Joker · Nov 23, 2012

Rayge went ballistic when he read this...

THe Cavalcade Cavalcade Of Clownity....just relax...kick back...try no to laugh TOO hard..

RayRay1 - Apr 29, 2011 3:45 am (#139 Total: 14205)
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LOL @ the Pats

You guys coulda moved up for Smith, Quinn, numerous others, but no you take a developmental tackle and trade your other pick.

LOL

Thanks Belichick

Kiper Kiper hated the Solder pick....heh

RayRay1 - Apr 29, 2011 6:58 pm (#159 Total: 14205)
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So Pats fans enjoying having draft picks, so they can trade them.

Well then Pats fans are stoked, that is the only thing the Pats have done the last 5 years.

I'm enjoying it too, because the Pats talent has been on the decline as a result, and the results speak for themselves.

pure genius

RayRay1 - Apr 30, 2011 1:12 am (#197 Total: 14205)

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LMAO @ the Pats draft

Trade away another 2nd round pick

Ryan Mallet?

This year's version of Ryan Leaf?

BWHahahahahahahahahaha

RayRay1 (Apr 30, 2011 1:28 am)

RayRay1 - Apr 30, 2011 1:28 am (#201 Total: 14205)

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Replying to: MitchKumstein (Apr 30, 2011 1:22 am)
Ray, out of curiosity how did you become such a draft wizard? You know more than every nfl personell man...

Save it Mitch

Pats fans have been cackling about all their draft picks

A complete cluster**** in the first round by not taking great value and need on defense, instead taking a project OT

At least the CB you took was decent, but then trading away another 2nd round pick?

And now Ryan Mallet?

The only player that figures to provide any impact this year is the Cal RB and the CB, considering the Pats had 6 picks in the first 3 rounds, that isn't a good start, especially with all of their holes on defense.

The Pat selections have been complete head scratchers.

RayRay1 (Apr 30, 2011 1:37 am)

RayRay1 - Apr 30, 2011 1:37 am (#203 Total: 14205)

Aside from having a little fun, the Pats draft has been mind boggling.

I like the CB and the Cal RB, but everything else is a pure head scratcher, considering the talent on the board when they picked, and what the Pats needed.

And now they traded a 3rd and 4th round pick for a 2nd next year? Or rather, the 2nd round pick they will trade down again, and then trade away again and again?

At some point, the Pats need to cash in on these picks, and the picks thusfar, is not cashing in IMO.

Solder was a horrible pick...just ask the Jets D linemen...mind boggling stupidassity...

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*Ray Ray1* - Nov 14, 2010 9:33 pm

It's going very well for gang green fans

First place

Pats fans are pissed and raged with hate, to the point they are talking
out of their ass

first place on Nov 14th...we were "raged with hate"...yeah...guess we got over it ,eh???...then THIS...the post of the year IMO for 2011...Rayge Rayge popped ten blood vessels when he read this gem...

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Post of the year on Patsfans....

Originally Posted by Tunescribe

Honestly, it's hard to get past an obese, severely insecure, compulsively bloviating head coach who farms his petite wife out to strangers on Internet fetish sites slobbering over how he wants to see her "take it in all three holes." It doesn't get more disturbing than that. Unless, of course, you want to consider a wide receiver who publicly shoots himself in the leg with an illegally obtained firearm, or a quarterback who beds down 17-year-old high school students. Then there's the extreme narcissist halfback who declares himself "a classy guy," the pot-smoking flanker/team captain who throws his offensive line under the bus ... I could go on but I'm getting nauseous.

The Avalanche Of Azzhead Green Beanery will continue....

NinjaZX6R · Nov 23, 2012

italia44 · Nov 23, 2012

randomk1 said:
jetsimpossible - YouTube - with some music...quite fitting

Somewhere,deep in the back country,Joe Pisarcik is laughing his mofo arse off

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