The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

Brady_to_Moss · Apr 9, 2012

Rob0729 said:
BTW, Jets Insider is a source of pure comedy. Check out this one:

I think you should have to take a simple 8th grade test to become a jets fan..but then again..they wouldn't have any fans if that were the case

Rob0729 · Apr 11, 2012

So apparently Woody Johnson and Rex Ryan are at odds over HBO Hard Knocks. Surprisingly, Rexy is against doing it again.

Sources: New York Jets owner Woody Johnson wants his team on HBO's 'Hard Knocks,' but coach Rex Ryan is against the idea - NFL News | FOX Sports on MSN

Tunescribe · Apr 11, 2012

Rob0729 said:
So apparently Woody Johnson and Rex Ryan are at odds over HBO Hard Knocks. Surprisingly, Rexy is against doing it again.

Sources: New York Jets owner Woody Johnson wants his team on HBO's 'Hard Knocks,' but coach Rex Ryan is against the idea - NFL News | FOX Sports on MSN

Looks like Green Beans infighting has expanded from the locker room to the front office. I wonder who will win. I'm hoping for a long, bitter battle, after which Woody lays down the law and ORDERS Wrecks to do "Hard Knocks." Then the show chronicles a neck-and-neck race for starting quarterback with neither Tebow nor Li'l Marky playing well and filling the preseason with interceptions galore. Santonio getting nailed for a drug violation would be a great side story.

RelocatedPatFan · Apr 11, 2012

You'd think Rex being against it would give Woody second thoughts. You'd think the reality show that is the regular season would be enough for him (Woody)

Tunescribe · Apr 12, 2012

RelocatedPatFan said:
You'd think Rex being against it would give Woody second thoughts.

Johnson has proven time and again that selling PSLs and taking spotlight time away from the Giants (even briefly) means more to him than building a winner.

jlu52 · Apr 12, 2012

Tunescribe said:
Looks like Green Beans infighting has expanded from the locker room to the front office. I wonder who will win. I'm hoping for a long, bitter battle, after which Woody lays down the law and ORDERS Wrecks to do "Hard Knocks." Then the show chronicles a neck-and-neck race for starting quarterback with neither Tebow nor Li'l Marky playing well and filling the preseason with interceptions galore. Santonio getting nailed for a drug violation would be a great side story.

Woody signs the checks. If he really feels that this will result in back page headlines throughout August, it will be extremely difficult, if not impossible to talk him out of it. I'm rooting for implosions beyond what has ever been seen before. Nothing in this world sucks like the Jets. Gotta get the popcorn at the ready......

Kontradiction · Apr 12, 2012

The Jets suck harder than Sasha Grey stranded on a desert island.

Tunescribe · Apr 12, 2012

jlu52 said:
Woody signs the checks. If he really feels that this will result in back page headlines throughout August, it will be extremely difficult, if not impossible to talk him out of it. I'm rooting for implosions beyond what has ever been seen before. Nothing in this world sucks like the Jets. Gotta get the popcorn at the ready......

The fact that this "disagreement" between Wrecks and Woody has become public knowledge is bigger than it might seem. The Green Beans are so dysfunctional we tend to easily dismiss news like this, but could you imagine the HEADLINES if BB publicly disagreed with Kraft?

jlu52 · Apr 12, 2012

Tunescribe said:
The fact that this "disagreement" between Wrecks and Woody has become public knowledge is bigger than it might seem. The Green Beans are so dysfunctional we tend to easily dismiss news like this, but could you imagine the HEADLINES if BB publicly disagreed with Kraft?

In this media market, and all day long every day on BSPN, the crap would fly relentlessly. Two good things, though, Coach wouldn't say sh*t if he had a mouthful, and Mr. Kraft is a very wise man who learns from mistakes (Tuna and Kraft). As Tebow would say, thank God that the Pats have the front office they're blessed with.....

BTTA · Apr 12, 2012

The Jets have a new President. All their problems will now fade into the background as the owner allows the new guy to manage without interference.

Tunescribe · Apr 12, 2012

betterthanthealternative said:
The Jets have a new President. All their problems will now fade into the background as the owner allows the new guy to manage without interference.

Here's the deal with that: Woody Johnson = Larry, Wrecks = Moe, Tannenbaum = Curly. The new "president" = Shemp. They simply added a fourth Stooge to the circus.

ausbacker · Apr 12, 2012

Rob0729 said:
So apparently Woody Johnson and Rex Ryan are at odds over HBO Hard Knocks. Surprisingly, Rexy is against doing it again.

Sources: New York Jets owner Woody Johnson wants his team on HBO's 'Hard Knocks,' but coach Rex Ryan is against the idea - NFL News | FOX Sports on MSN

I couldn't help but laugh at the graphic accompanying the Jets Mess.

Joker · Apr 14, 2012

just back from Nassau...in the Bahamas of course...made many converts to the Church of the Green Suck while enjoying the island paradise...the world seems to be catching on to Jet Suck Fever...even the Brits and Germans on the beach at Paradise Island know the Jets suck now...and they will spread the news of the green virus throughout the continent...what we seem to be headed for is a world wide celebration of hilarity focused primarily on NY Jet jackassery...truly THE one gift that keeps on giving ...week after week...month to month...year into oblivious year

ATippett56 · Apr 14, 2012

Joker said:
just back from Nassau...in the Bahamas of course...made many converts to the Church of the Green Suck while enjoying the island paradise...the world seems to be catching on to Jet Suck Fever...even the Brits and Germans on the beach at Paradise Island know the Jets suck now...and they will spread the news of the green virus throughout the continent...what we seem to be headed for is a world wide celebration of hilarity focused primarily on NY Jet jackassery...truly THE one gift that keeps on giving ...week after week...month to month...year into oblivious year

Speaking of vacations, your "buddy" Ray Ray is on mandatory leave over at JI.

Tunescribe · Apr 14, 2012

Joker said:
just back from Nassau...in the Bahamas of course...made many converts to the Church of the Green Suck while enjoying the island paradise...the world seems to be catching on to Jet Suck Fever...even the Brits and Germans on the beach at Paradise Island know the Jets suck now...and they will spread the news of the green virus throughout the continent...what we seem to be headed for is a world wide celebration of hilarity focused primarily on NY Jet jackassery...truly THE one gift that keeps on giving ...week after week...month to month...year into oblivious year

Part of their international notoriety comes from weather satellites picking up the perpetual methane cloud that hovers over East Rutherford, N.J. and rides prevailing winds eastward. It's known as the "Wrecks Effluent Effect," and has been known to cause stinking acid rain in southern Europe.

reflexblue · Apr 15, 2012

This guy needs to be spade or newtered or what ever its called. He definetley will need a new contract soon. If Cro Magnon said he needed to feed his family he would really mean it.

New York Jets star fathers TEN children with EIGHT different women...just one more and he'll have his own football team | Mail Online

New York Jets star fathers TEN children with EIGHT different women...just one more and he'll be able to field his own football team

Rob0729 · Apr 15, 2012

reflexblue said:
This guy needs to be spade or newtered or what ever its called. He definetley will need a new contract soon. If Cro Magnon said he needed to feed his family he would really mean it.

New York Jets star fathers TEN children with EIGHT different women...just one more and he'll have his own football team | Mail Online

New York Jets star fathers TEN children with EIGHT different women...just one more and he'll be able to field his own football team

In related news, Vegas has set the line for years after Cromartie retires that he goes bankrupt to 1.5 years. I advise everyone to bet the under.

randomk1 · Apr 16, 2012

Rob0729 said:
In related news, Vegas has set the line for years after Cromartie retires that he goes bankrupt to 1.5 years. I advise everyone to bet the under.

Indeed...seems like having a child these days is a pretty good investment if you can find the right idiot.

And it seems Cro has been productive off the field. Wasn't it just 8 kids with like 6 women the last time we saw Cro trying to remember the names and ages of his kids.

EDIT: lol at one of the kids being named Jurzie. Why not go all the way with New Jurzie Jests Cromartie?

PatsSox363804 · Apr 16, 2012

reflexblue said:
This guy needs to be spade or newtered or what ever its called. He definetley will need a new contract soon. If Cro Magnon said he needed to feed his family he would really mean it.

New York Jets star fathers TEN children with EIGHT different women...just one more and he'll have his own football team | Mail Online

New York Jets star fathers TEN children with EIGHT different women...just one more and he'll be able to field his own football team

JaxPats · Apr 16, 2012

ATippett56 said:
Speaking of vacations, your "buddy" Ray Ray is on mandatory leave over at JI.

LMFAO ! It NEVER ends. :singing:

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