Name the Patriots Towel Thread

Danny Woodhead's Beach Towel?

But seriously, why did they have to make them white? Have they never heard of the white flag of surrender?

I've always made fun of Steelers fans for embracing the "terrible towel" and I don't want others to have a reason to make fun of us. I therefore implore you to give the towel no name.

How about "hand towels" or ""dish rags"?

Seriously, I don't think it will be a permanent fixture like in Spittsburg, but they would be a nice souvenier for those lucky enough to be there for this one.

I like the musket idea, LOL

PaTowel...........

Waving towels is probably the lamest cheering gesture I have seen. You are going to turn me into a stupid Steeler fan Mr. Kraft? Really?

And what are the commentators going to say? Fans have been furiously waving the white flag from the start? :bricks:

Observer said:

And what are the commentators going to say? Fans have been furiously waving the white flag from the start? :bricks:

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That should have been in 2009, those surrender flags would have been used by mid second quarter

In fairness to the towels, they may come in rather handy if Gronk sets more playoff records against the Ravens.

those are so ugly

Observer said:

Waving towels is probably the lamest cheering gesture I have seen. You are going to turn me into a stupid Steeler fan Mr. Kraft? Really?

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Agreed. Please don't wave them. I'd love to look at the stands after a td and see only about 10% of the people waving those stupid things.

I usualy don't care for those things, but my litle guy will be with me and I know he'll love it as a souvenier!

It may make ME sick, but he will be having a grand old time waving it in unison with everyone else in the stadium. Kids like that sort of mob mentallity, you know?

Appreciate it. Embrace it. Do you know how fortunate we are to have the opportunity for this creation? I'll be there tomorrow and I'll cherish it. These towels aren't every game "terrible towels". AFC championships don't come around very often, Don't be spoiled. Don't take them for granted....especially if we wind up with another Superbowl win.

The Myra Towel!

Demolition Man said:

The Myra Towel!

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Perfect sentiment. For Myra. What a special person.

PatsSB42 said:

Appreciate it. Embrace it. Do you know how fortunate we are to have the opportunity for this creation? I'll be there tomorrow and I'll cherish it. These towels aren't every game "terrible towels". AFC championships don't come around very often, Don't be spoiled. Don't take them for granted....especially if we wind up with another Superbowl win.

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Dude, it's a goddamn towel. And an ugly-ass towel at that. No need to try to make it about something it isn't.

Charmin......

RodThePat said:

Dude, it's a goddamn towel. And an ugly-ass towel at that. No need to try to make it about something it isn't.

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So are the "goddamn" banners hailing our SB championships just banners? I realize that a Superbowl is the ultimate goal and "just" an AFC championship is short of that, but this is the last game at Gillette this season and I can't criticize
the effort....I celebrate it. How long after Brady and Belichick are gone will we all be opining for the days when these towels were possible?

PATRIOTSFANINPA said:

I can see the 'Wine and Cheese' crowd putting these up on eBay by Monday morning.

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If any fan actually purchases one of those shoddy rags they should get their head examined. It looks like it was designed in Microsoft Word.

They're small and white: Towelkers.

It should have a picture of a Raven crapping.

Then it would be called "The Fowl Bowel Towel".