The Meat Curtain

Patriots D-Line

Wilfork - 6'2 325
Haynesworth - 6'6 335
Warren - 6'5 300
Wright - 6'4 295
Brace - 6'3 330
Love - 6'1 310
Deaderick - 6'4 305
Pryor - 6'1 310

Wow. Reminds of that kids game Hungry Hungry Hippos. Running backs are going to tremble.

atomdomb said:

Wow. Reminds of that kids game Hungry Hungry Hippos. Running backs are going to tremble.

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Does that mean players are going to stand behind them and slap their arses repeatedly?

Dat innuendo...

This thread title does not conjure up good images

I do not think I like curtains of meat. Wasn't there a serial killer who used human skin to make furniture and stuff or am I channeling a Steven King book.

atomdomb said:

Wilfork - 6'2 325

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Yeah, right, 325. Ha ha. Only if Tinkerbell sprinkles him with magic faerie dust.

Typing in "the meat curtain" into a search engine gives you some very interesting options to click on. Thanks atomdomb.

I dont think that means what you think it means.

Calciumee said:

Does that mean players are going to stand behind them and slap their arses repeatedly?

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Jees. I won't even ask what the rules for Buckaroo were in your house?

wow... :bricks:

Calciumee said:

Does that mean players are going to stand behind them and slap their arses repeatedly?

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I'm not sure whether I want to see what Photoshop geeks could do with this. . . .

Mogamedogz said:

I dont think that means what you think it means.

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Steelers had the Steel Curtain, so I guess Meat Curtain will do.

Though I'd go more for the Cholesterol Curtain.

Urban Dictionary wasn't very kind on this particular term.

Haley said:

Urban Dictionary wasn't very kind on this particular term.

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Definitely NSFW.

Dude... no. This is the worst nickname for a defensive front, for so many reasons.

At least no one suggested the nickname "wizard's sleeve".

Walk into a New England sports bar, call our D Line "Meat Curtain", and see what happens.

My guess is that your FACE would shortly resemble a Meat Curtain.

Off The Grid said:

Walk into a New England sports bar, call our D Line "Meat Curtain", and see what happens.

My guess is that your FACE would shortly resemble a Meat Curtain.

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Wait a minute. If we could get announcers to use this, it would make for some interesting calls.

"Peyton, got swallowed up by the meat curtain."

"The Pats meat curtain is so thick you have no chance of going up the middle. The only way to have any success is to go around it."

Uncle Rico said:

Definitely NSFW.

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Just reminds me of this:

Benidorm - Beef Curtains - YouTube