Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2006/08/08/first_and_ten____grill_one_again/

Globe: Starting this week at Gillette Stadium, fans will be able to choose from such selections as ``Patriots First Down Beef Frank" and ``Patriots Sack Attack Mild Italian Sausage." They will be available in grocery stores by early September.
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They could use some better names though. Another revenue stream that the Bills and Bengals of the league will complain about...

I'll take a Canty with extra onions.

shmessy said:

I'll take a Canty with extra onions.

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Is that 'smoked?'

Clonamery said:

Is that 'smoked?'

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No, it's way overpriced and toasted to a crisp.

BTW, somebody please stop me.

Not me.

Do they have any 'footlongs?'

Clonamery said:

Not me.

Do they have any 'footlongs?'

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(Nervously mumbling) I can't post "Zeke Mowatt"......I can't post "Zeke Mowatt".....I can't post.....

shmessy said:

I can't post "Zeke Mowatt"......I can't post "Zeke Mowatt".....I can't post.....

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Time to stop.

Clonamery said:

Time to stop.

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Yeah, I'm going to get Myra P.O.'d at me.

I can almost picture some of the items on the menu now . . .

Bradywurst Bratwurst on a bun, with a heaping order of golden french fries $10*
Manningwurst An extra half inch of bratwurst, no bun, no fries $15

Vrabel Special We can't tell you what it is, since it changes every few minutes, but we know it'll be good $7

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And the registers, too . . .

Customer: "Can I get two Bradywursts?"
Vendor: "Sorry, we just ran out. But we do have some delicious Matt Cassel burgers as backups. They're good, and cheap too."

Sorry, couldn't resist.


*Never been to Gillette , so I don't know if this is highway robbery or not.

shmessy said:

No, it's way overpriced and toasted to a crisp.

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Too much!

I'll bet that the new 'Brady Tube Steaks' will be popular with....Nah!

shmessy said:

No, it's way overpriced and toasted to a crisp.

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And it dances around on the grill as it's cooking.

"Hand me a Maroney Baloney, Light Brown not Green . . . some Graham crackers . . . and a cold, cold Bruschi . . . make sure there are no Roaches . . . and I'll Pass on the Tuna, he's over the Hill !!"

Patriotic said:

"Hand me a Maroney Baloney, Light Brown not Green . . . some Graham crackers . . . and a cold, cold Bruschi . . . make sure there are no Roaches . . . and I'll Pass on the Tuna, he's over the Hill !!"

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Gimme that meal and I WILFORK over the money!

Since the entries are getting weak, we're getting down to my level:

"Seymour" brownies.

"Harrison" hot-links, they've got a kick.

"Dillon" garlic pickles.

"Mankins" mixed nuts.

"Koppen" Italian Ice.

Box_O_Rocks said:

Since the entries are getting weak, we're getting down to my level:

"Seymour" brownies.

"Harrison" hot-links, they've got a kick.

"Dillon" garlic pickles.

"Mankins" mixed nuts.

"Koppen" Italian Ice.

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"Seymour Brownies"???? Uh, huh, Box.

Can't be anything other than "Troy Brownies" (especially if they are not fresh and are 1/2 off the original price). A "Chad Brownie" may or may not make the cut for the menu.

The management of the McDonalds in the end zone is working very hard to block Bob Kraft's impending contract to bring in "White Cassel Hamburgers".

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"Seymour Brownies"???? Uh, huh, Box.

Can't be anything other than "Troy Brownies" (especially if they are not fresh and are 1/2 off the original price). A "Chad Brownie" may or may not make the cut for the menu.

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Recent reporting wondered if Sullivan is a big fan of "Seymour" brownies...

NEM said:

Of course, the obvious.... Maroney's Baloney

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Patriotic wrote in this thread 30 minutes ago: ""Hand me a Maroney Baloney, Light Brown not Green . . . some Graham crackers . . . and a cold, cold Bruschi . . . make sure there are no Roaches . . . and I'll Pass on the Tuna, he's over the Hill !!"

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Plagiarist! Are you Milli or Vanilli????