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Two questions from his latest column:

Can't you at least answer one question like a real football analyst?
Sure. You think Tom Brady isn't a great player?! You think he's terrible and shouldn't even be in the NFL?! Well, you're wrong. And anyone who thinks that just doesn't know football. Tom Brady is great. In fact, he'll only go down as probably the greatest quarterback in the history of the sport. We're lucky just to be able to see him play. Sure, Brady might not have the gaudy numbers of a player like Peyton Manning, but he has the rings and I'll take championships over stats any day of the week. If you're starting an NFL team today, your first pick would be Tom Brady. It's a no-brainer. He's a gamer. He's a gamer who executes. And that's the kind of guy I want leading my team every Sunday.

Of course, you need to read the column to get the "joke" here. :)

Even better, though, is this one:

Are the Patriots in a rebuilding mode?
Wow. Just … wow. I'm not even going to touch that one. You better hope Rodney Harrison doesn't find out your computer's ISP address, show up at your house and beat you to death with your keyboard. God knows you'd deserve it for asking such a ridiculous question.

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This one about the Colts is pretty good too:

"Have the Colts addressed their protection problems?

If by "their protection problems" you mean "their quarterback who always cracks under pressure in the playoffs and then shifts the blame to his teammates," then, no, they haven't addressed their protection problems."
 
culpepper comment was good off the field satire. For on field satire the following could not really be topped:

Have the Colts addressed their protection problems?
If by "their protection problems" you mean "their quarterback who always cracks under pressure in the playoffs and then shifts the blame to his teammates," then, no, they haven't addressed their protection problems.
 
PatsDeb said:
This one about the Colts is pretty good too:

"Have the Colts addressed their protection problems?

If by "their protection problems" you mean "their quarterback who always cracks under pressure in the playoffs and then shifts the blame to his teammates," then, no, they haven't addressed their protection problems."



The truth is that the Clots have changed starting Guards in both positions twice in the last two years... "You can get Guards anywhere", so they say, but you actually have to look for football palyers on football teams versus truckdrivers, longshoremen, bricklayers, et cetera.

Somebody has to get less, so Pay-me-a-ton can get more...
 
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