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Somebody here could write that million copy best seller, I am sure. You know that one, titled something like, "Compilation of the stupid things said about the Patriots before big games"?

It's an amazing run with lots of material. From guaranteeing victory, to calling out individual players, to proclaiming the beginning of the wrong dynasty, to calling a 16-0 team "soft", you have to wonder just who is soft (in the head.) Welcome to the fraternity, Igor (pronounced EYE-GORE) (and he walks THIS WAY.)

But please, Mr./Ms. Author, please leave FredEx Mitchell out of the book except as an example of how to tell a good joke that won't be received with humor.
 
Somebody here could write that million copy best seller, I am sure. You know that one, titled something like, "Compilation of the stupid things said about the Patriots before big games"?

It's an amazing run with lots of material. From guaranteeing victory, to calling out individual players, to proclaiming the beginning of the wrong dynasty, to calling a 16-0 team "soft", you have to wonder just who is soft (in the head.) Welcome to the fraternity, Igor (pronounced EYE-GORE) (and he walks THIS WAY.)

But please, Mr./Ms. Author, please leave FredEx Mitchell out of the book except as an example of how to tell a good joke that won't be received with humor.

The book can't be written without FredEx. He is the 1st honary member of the "I mouthed of and faded into obscurity" support group.

I think my new personal favorite is the Jags corner after the game saying anybody could do what Tom just did.
 
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