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  1. T-ShirtDynasty

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    http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm
    Who's your pick for the 2006 All-Turd squad?

    I'm going with Ricky Manning Jr. for kicking the snot outta somebody who had the audacity to use a laptop computer.
     
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    Do we have to limit it to just one?

    If that is the case then I will have to nominate Pacman Jones.
     
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    I believe Romo would do well on that team. Exactly what every NFL team wants, a guy going around blinding his teammates.
     
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    Hell no, no limit, throw 'em all out here!

    And yeah, desi, I'd figure that Romanowski would have to be an honorary life-time captain of the All-Time All-Turd team.
     
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    Rookie wideouts: Chris Henry of Bengals and Santonio Holmes of Steelers

    Ben Cheeseberger as the stylish Q.B. who doesn't need a helmet because he always plays football 'in a group'.
     
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    Najeh "Dookie" Davenport - He actually did lay a turd. He's got to be the captain.
     
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    Ray Ray gets my vote
     
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    :rofl: Classic line. But, nah... Worthlessburgler doesn't make the team. Being dumber than a box of rocks isn't the same thing as having major 'character' issues. ;) We need some good old fashioned wife beaters, drug dealers, murderers and thugs. Y'know, the kind that that Nick Saban and Marvin Lewis seem to like working with.

    I can't think of a QB yet, but for sure we need Jeff Garcia's girlfriend on the cheerleading squad. :D
     
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    Must put in TO, and that player from Carolina who is in jail for murder. Paul
     
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    Well, there is one All Pro Turd who goes by the intials TO.

    We do have a Turd Furgeson that is a poster here. I wonder if he would be upset if he's not mentioned.
     
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    That this not very nice. I thought personal attacks were not acceptable on the board.

    But, then you could just be stating the truth as you see it.:rofl:
     
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    Rae Caruth, I was just about to throw him out there as my all time turd. It's hard to top murder.....wait a minute OJ did, hell toss him in there too.
     
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    He may not have broken any laws recently, but any All-Turd Team has to begin with Joey Porter. He has to be the most despised player in the league. What a jack-ass.
     
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    Wow, with this list of players it's going to make Nick Saban leave Miami to coach this bunch.
     
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    For all-turd cheerleaders, we can start with those two sluts from Carolina.
     
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    Ray Carruth WR- Murder

    Ray Lewis MLB- Double Murder

    Cecil Collins RB- (2 sexual assault charges, Burglary, Breaking and Entering, kicked out of 2 colleges, failed 3 drug tests...Currently serving 15 years followed by another 10 in bama for probation violation)

    Marcus Vick QB- (Alcohol to minors, Disorderly conduct, sppeding tickets, reckless driving, Possesion of marijuana, Dumervil’s leg stomping…)

    Koren Robinson WR- (DUI!!!)

    Nate Newton- OL – Found smuggling 213, and 175 pounds of mary jane

    Fred “Double –Dip†Smoot- do I need to extrapolate? + Off filed issues at Mississippi

    Terrel Owens COACH/Mascott- The turd of non law breaking turds….

    Bill Romanowski- The steroids made him a big hitting machine with a girly voices and shrunken NUTS…he made up for the nuts by taking it out on various players…(Kerry Collins)

    Kellen Winslow- The “soldier†is still MIA…

    GM- Poston Brothers- Only they could bring together all this Turdness
     
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    Watch it. :enranged:

    They provided us with months of entertainment for which a few of us will always be grateful.

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    T-Shirt - Is Marcus Vick eligible for this team? He hasn't played in the NFL yet but he did attend a mini-camp. If he is he is most definately your QB.
     
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    Patsnutme:

    In that case, I got dibs on the blonde....
     
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    This scummer comes to mind:
    Jack Tatum
     

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