Your Picks for the All-Turd Team?

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  1. T-ShirtDynasty

    T-ShirtDynasty Moderator

    http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm
    Who's your pick for the 2006 All-Turd squad?

    I'm going with Ricky Manning Jr. for kicking the snot outta somebody who had the audacity to use a laptop computer.
     
  2. mgcolby

    mgcolby Woohoo, I'm a VIP!!! PatsFans.com Supporter

    Do we have to limit it to just one?

    If that is the case then I will have to nominate Pacman Jones.
     
  3. desi-patsfan

    desi-patsfan In the Starting Line-Up

    I believe Romo would do well on that team. Exactly what every NFL team wants, a guy going around blinding his teammates.
     
  4. T-ShirtDynasty

    T-ShirtDynasty Moderator

    Hell no, no limit, throw 'em all out here!

    And yeah, desi, I'd figure that Romanowski would have to be an honorary life-time captain of the All-Time All-Turd team.
     
  5. 5 Rings for Brady!!

    5 Rings for Brady!! In the Starting Line-Up

    Rookie wideouts: Chris Henry of Bengals and Santonio Holmes of Steelers

    Ben Cheeseberger as the stylish Q.B. who doesn't need a helmet because he always plays football 'in a group'.
     
  6. Willie55

    Willie55 In the Starting Line-Up

    Najeh "Dookie" Davenport - He actually did lay a turd. He's got to be the captain.
     
  7. Flying Fungi

    Flying Fungi In the Starting Line-Up

    Ray Ray gets my vote
     
  8. T-ShirtDynasty

    T-ShirtDynasty Moderator

    :rofl: Classic line. But, nah... Worthlessburgler doesn't make the team. Being dumber than a box of rocks isn't the same thing as having major 'character' issues. ;) We need some good old fashioned wife beaters, drug dealers, murderers and thugs. Y'know, the kind that that Nick Saban and Marvin Lewis seem to like working with.

    I can't think of a QB yet, but for sure we need Jeff Garcia's girlfriend on the cheerleading squad. :D
     
  9. taltos

    taltos Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Must put in TO, and that player from Carolina who is in jail for murder. Paul
     
  10. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Well, there is one All Pro Turd who goes by the intials TO.

    We do have a Turd Furgeson that is a poster here. I wonder if he would be upset if he's not mentioned.
     
  11. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

    #75 Jersey

    That this not very nice. I thought personal attacks were not acceptable on the board.

    But, then you could just be stating the truth as you see it.:rofl:
     
  12. mgcolby

    mgcolby Woohoo, I'm a VIP!!! PatsFans.com Supporter

    Rae Caruth, I was just about to throw him out there as my all time turd. It's hard to top murder.....wait a minute OJ did, hell toss him in there too.
     
    Last edited: Jun 20, 2006
  13. Patsman12

    Patsman12 Rookie

    He may not have broken any laws recently, but any All-Turd Team has to begin with Joey Porter. He has to be the most despised player in the league. What a jack-ass.
     
  14. I'm Ron Borges?

    I'm Ron Borges? On the Game Day Roster

    Wow, with this list of players it's going to make Nick Saban leave Miami to coach this bunch.
     
  15. 5 Rings for Brady!!

    5 Rings for Brady!! In the Starting Line-Up

    For all-turd cheerleaders, we can start with those two sluts from Carolina.
     
  16. Welker83

    Welker83 On the Game Day Roster

    Ray Carruth WR- Murder

    Ray Lewis MLB- Double Murder

    Cecil Collins RB- (2 sexual assault charges, Burglary, Breaking and Entering, kicked out of 2 colleges, failed 3 drug tests...Currently serving 15 years followed by another 10 in bama for probation violation)

    Marcus Vick QB- (Alcohol to minors, Disorderly conduct, sppeding tickets, reckless driving, Possesion of marijuana, Dumervil’s leg stomping…)

    Koren Robinson WR- (DUI!!!)

    Nate Newton- OL – Found smuggling 213, and 175 pounds of mary jane

    Fred “Double –Dip†Smoot- do I need to extrapolate? + Off filed issues at Mississippi

    Terrel Owens COACH/Mascott- The turd of non law breaking turds….

    Bill Romanowski- The steroids made him a big hitting machine with a girly voices and shrunken NUTS…he made up for the nuts by taking it out on various players…(Kerry Collins)

    Kellen Winslow- The “soldier†is still MIA…

    GM- Poston Brothers- Only they could bring together all this Turdness
     
  17. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Watch it. :enranged:

    They provided us with months of entertainment for which a few of us will always be grateful.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jun 20, 2006
  18. Willie55

    Willie55 In the Starting Line-Up

    T-Shirt - Is Marcus Vick eligible for this team? He hasn't played in the NFL yet but he did attend a mini-camp. If he is he is most definately your QB.
     
  19. 5 Rings for Brady!!

    5 Rings for Brady!! In the Starting Line-Up

    Patsnutme:

    In that case, I got dibs on the blonde....
     
  20. bostonbuzz

    bostonbuzz Practice Squad Player

    This scummer comes to mind:
    Jack Tatum
     

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