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    As bad as that is ... Well, check out Zlad
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    LOL! You guys are setting the bar pretty high.
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    Billy Squier was the opening act for some band I saw at the Providence Civic Center around 1982. I was expecting much from him. But, he absolutely rocked the place. All his videos are gay. Literally. But, when I hear one of his hits on the radio there's still a good chance I'll crank it up.

    My vote for worst video has to be the one that is soo bad it's a riot. David Hasselhoff - Hooked On A Feeling :D
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    Thanks for posting this, what a riot I had forgotten about this. I even went to eBay and bought a DVD copy for about four bucks.:D
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    I got that for a friend and watched it - you won't be able to sit through 90 minutes of Wookie speak but the commercials are worth the purchase price alone.
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    After watching that Billy Squire video, (that I thought was phenominally cool when I was like 11) all I could think of was him saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

    God, I'm so embarassed by my youth.
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    This video is why "Empire" and "Return" we so well done ... They had to atone for this abomination.

    What's worse is that this special is almost as good as Episode 1 ...

    Who's more annoying - Itchy or Jar-Jar?
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    You've conveniently overlooked the "Ewok Celebration" ending (which, I noticed they removed from the remastered "ROTJ" DVD)

    "Yub Yub/Celebrate the Love" couldn't been a shmaltzier ending... if that wasn't bad enough it spawned a "hit" rap single - channelling C-3PO's rendition of the Star Wars story in Ewokese

    ("Ta too chi nobo a dobo to gobo
    Too waka fool o noobo, no waka Han Solo
    To abba way loo - we cha ne gobi
    Too ay pac a way Obi Wan Kenobi")

    If we have a "Worst Rapper" thread around here I'm definately nominating C-3PO

    I can stomach the politically incorrect jive-talking Jar Jar with his big lips and bell bottom jeans (not to mention the Japanese-Alien Trade Federation members who are conspiring to give Sony a galactic monopoly) much better than I can handle the "Love - Ewok Style" ending to the saga.

    Nice going George Lucas... (and, hey by the way - you didn't rip off any of the plot from "Dune" for your "masterpiece" did you?)
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    Ok .. I'll give you that the Ewok celebration was hard to bear ... But, you walked away from it knowing that the Empire had been defeated, the Emperor was dead, Annikan Skywalker had found redemption, and all was right in the universe.

    However, with Ep. 1/2/3, you walked away knowing that that annoying freak JarJar was still alive, somehow had been promoted, and still hadn't learned to shut up!

    AFA C3PO goes ... The Star Wars franchise didn't put a tenth of the effort Trek (or Tolkien) did into linguistics ... and it shows.
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    I have always had problems with the Return of the Jedi movie. I remember I couldn't wait for this being a big fan of Empire and Star Wars(still am) but going away very disappointed. For one why have Darth Vader ventilated. From all the deaths that he caused he should never be made out as a hero(after seeing Ep3 even more reason not to celebrate him). Luke should have won the battle himself, what was he a second class hero having some else win the battle for him. What I also hate is much of the reason for though victory was luck(Ewoks saving the day, Vader turning so on), not through great planning and skill like in the first movie.
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    I'll give you the "win" with this one... the whole 2nd Trilogy was pretty poorly done .. Jar Jar's a good example

    While Lucasfilms denies any stereotyping with its characters, there are really only two possibilities. One - they are idiots who unwittingly let their own stereotypes slip in, or Two - they are idiots who did so on purpose.

    There's just too much to be coincidence - Jar Jar the jive talking, jive walking bellbottom wearing big lipped Gungan pimp

    Watto - the frugal old trader with the Yiddish Accent

    The Japanese race that seeks to control all inter-galactic trade, willing to form an Alliance with a certain Fascist emperor

    Of course, nearly everything good about the Star Wars storyline - the Force, sword/knife fighting, desert and other harsh planet environments, a messiah like protagonist, good vs. evil - Lucas pretty much ripped right out of the pages of Dune ... so in my eyes he gets little credit for originality period.
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    I don't know what's funnier the cheerleader clothes or the choreography. :rofl:

    But, it's 80s music, from Finland and was encoded really bad. It's a triple threat. :D
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    You got to love the lyrics also just speechless.

    Danny & Armi - I Wanna Love You Tender


    I love you, I wanna love you tender.
    You could be my only sweet surrender.
    I would never bring you any kind of sorrow.

    You love me, you wanna love me tender.
    How can I be sure you're not pretender?
    You want me today,
    But what about tomorrow?

    Oh, you're absolutely fine,
    Your lips are taste of wine.
    I'd like to think you're mine.
    And if I could touch your hand,
    This rock would turn to sand,
    So this is where we stand.

    You love me, you wanna love me tender.
    How can I be sure you're not pretender?
    You want me today,
    But what about tomorrow?

    I love you, I wanna love you tender.
    I just want to be your loving fender.
    I would like to take you;
    I know I can't deceive you.

    I love you, I do can be so tender.
    I can be your only sweet surrender,
    And if you give your heart,
    I'll never ever leave you.

    Oh, you're absolutely fine,
    Your lips are taste of wine.
    I'd like to think you're mine.
    And if I could touch your hand,
    This rock would turn to sand,
    So this is where we stand.

    If we all say 'Wanna love you tender,"
    No-one has to be a great pretender.
    And this world would be
    A better place to live in.

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