Saw "2012" on cable the other night and it immediately shot to the top of my list as one of the absolutely worst movies I've ever seen. It was so bad, in fact, that my lady and I had to watch it to the bitter finish because we couldn't comprehend how such an awful film would end. And it was long -- more than two and a half hours of unmitigated stupidity. I now feel inspired to list other bombs I've unfortunately witnessed. A couple that immediately come to mind: The Squid and the Whale (2005) -- horridly tepid melodrama about a young boy with a masturbation problem. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) -- Bill Murray's worst film, seemed made up as they went along. More to come, feel free to add yours.