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Re: Welker getting married

Old news...needs to be merged
 
Re: Welker getting married

He sure knows how to pick 'em! Damn!
 
Congrats Wes! Hopefully you two will produce future receivers for the Pats! Welker Wonder Twins ftw? LOL
 
Re: Slightly OT: Welker engaged

So;

1. Patriots QB is married to who many agree the most attractive supermodel in the world,
2. Patriots TE bangs (well, lets be serious we all know he did) current it girl porn starlet,
3. Patriots WR engaged to a former Hooters it girl, &
4. Patriots NT married to Mrs NFL Independent "I don't need no man but my Vince" business woman of the decade (Yes Vince, you may be 400lbs but Bianca wears the pants).

It's good to be a Patriots player.
 
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Re: Wes Welker engaged to former Miss Hooters International

Congratulations to WW :cool:

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report-wes-welker-engaged-former-miss-hooters-international-210530095.html



welker-burns.jpg

In the full photo they are wearing matching PJs. She's adorable in them.
 
Here's how welks.presser will go: Good morning. I am announcing my engagement to Anna today. She always keeps me abreast of the realities of life, and holds me deep in the bosom of love. I've sewn my oats now, and don't want to be some boob who keeps partying all night and sleeping on different pillows all the time (ahem....sorry Gronk....no offense) Its time for me to grab those horns and ride back to foxboro. Rather than spend hours in bars with strange ladies, I'm going to spend extra time working on the JUGS machine. I'm no longer a deer in the headlights when it comes to relationships fellas. Well i guess that's it....make sure you grab some fun bags on the way out....I put together some snacks for y'all......
 
No! Don't do it Wes!
 
well, now we know where Welkers great hands come from.

Just look at what he's been practicing his grip on
:singing:
 
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Re: Wes Welker engaged to former Miss Hooters International

Go Wes! She's super hot and he doesn't look so short standing next to her. Good for him.

She must be 5-feet tall or under. I remember seeing her through binoculars sitting next to Welker in the owner's suite during the playoff loss to Baltimore two years ago.
 
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Here's how welks.presser will go: Good morning. I am announcing my engagement to Anna today. She always keeps me abreast of the realities of life, and holds me deep in the bosom of love. I've sewn my oats now, and don't want to be some boob who keeps partying all night and sleeping on different pillows all the time (ahem....sorry Gronk....no offense) Its time for me to grab those horns and ride back to foxboro. Rather than spend hours in bars with strange ladies, I'm going to spend extra time working on the JUGS machine. I'm no longer a deer in the headlights when it comes to relationships fellas. Well i guess that's it....make sure you grab some fun bags on the way out....I put together some snacks for y'all......

well done.....
 
Yum....................
 
Well, we knew Welker was good with his hands...
 
Miss Hooters International?

Stay classy, Wes. :cool:
 
former Miss Hooters International

Wow, this is very disrepectful to the future Mrs. Welker.

She is a Miss Hooters International. Once you earn such a title you never lose it. Calling her a former Miss Hooters International, is akin to calling Jessie Ownes a former Olympic Gold Metalen or Desmound Tutu a former Nobel Lauderate, or Jerry Rice a former Hall of Famer.

Once you earn these titles you never lose them.
 
Wow, this is very disrepectful to the future Mrs. Welker.

She is a Miss Hooters International. Once you earn such a title you never lose it. Calling her a former Miss Hooters International, is akin to calling Jessie Ownes a former Olympic Gold Metalen or Desmound Tutu a former Nobel Lauderate, or Jerry Rice a former Hall of Famer.

Once you earn these titles you never lose them.

Ah Grasshopper, you have not listened carefully to the Master.

How many times have I sternly advised, never, ever refer to a woman as a "former babe".

Trust me, it's NOT like referring to a guy as a former jock, QB, whatever.
 
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