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Will the Democrats Institute a Farting Tax?

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  1. IcyPatriot

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    This is no joke ... the EPA based on a 2007 SCOTUS case where it was ruled animal gases contribute to air pollution ... wants to institute a farting animal tax.
     
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    Lotta laughs coming up for the next four years, Hollywood will be back, we will have a president who doesn't know where he was born, his aunt is an illegal alien, his brother lives in a grass hut in Africa, his father was a muslim, his mothers first name was Stanley :)confused:) and he went to the same church for 20 years and didn't listen to anything the preacher said, he's got a beautiful speaking voice though and liberals love the way he looks.

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    If they are going to tax the cows then they should tax cops and cabbies ... all those donuts and all that coffee leads to massive methane production.
     
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    Nice. First we put our food supply into our gas tanks, and now we're going to tax the sh!t (pun intended) out of our livestock. :yeeha:



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    #87 Jersey

    It's becoming more real:

    EPA 'Cow Tax' Could Charge $175 per Dairy Cow to Curb Greenhouse Gases

     
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    "I have two words for you, Benjamin: Duct tape".
     
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    What a fart, ahem, I mean farce. Instead of worrying about actual pollution, and deforestation, they choose to propogandize their way to global taxation.
     
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    Do Mexican Cows Fart if they do doesn't their gas float over the border.

    KILL COWS
    KILL COWS
    KILL ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
     
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    Watch next for a "cheese tax". Cheese has gotta be guilty of something. Even it's smell must be bad for the environment.



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    But the flip side is if you can have your cows stop by a "retaining station" to release their gases, you should get a tax DEDUCTION. So now farmers can have two separate stations; one to milk their cows and the other to de-gas them! :D
     
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    #87 Jersey

    Well ... let's see what could be next ... food that leads to methane production:

    - Chips
    - Beer
    - Chili
    - Cabbage
    - Soda

    Just to name a few.
     

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