The Steelers are historically a better team than the Pats for the following reasons:
1. They cheated by all taking steroids in an era where nobody cared or tested for them and never got caught, while we cheated by taping some signals that we could have had for free after the game, but an ex-ingrate, no-talent a s s istant coach turned us in to Fuhrer Goodell. Advantage: Steelers.
2. In the last 10 years the Steelers have beaten us twice during the regular season (2004 and 2011) and beaten their chests mercilessly about it. Of course, those two AFC Championship wins we got in your house (in 2001 and 2004), and the fact that your team didn't even make it to Foxboro this year probably make this one a push.
3. More recently the Steelers are better because they have a tough guy thug for a QB around whom people have to hide their women, while we have a mamby-pamby pretty boy who shows no toughness. For example, he went on national tv last night and ADMITTED he "sucked" and that his D had to bail him out. WTF?! Your guy, on the other hand would have stayed in there like the hero he is, limped around in between every play, and had the medical staff come out to check him out several times just for good measure! AND he would have given a proper presser about how he fought through his adversity to stay in the game and win it for his team. Advantage: Steelers.
The Ravens suck because they talk a good game about how tough they are and how great they are on defense, forgetting all the while that they have beaten Brady & Co. exactly once in 6 or 7 tries. Now, admittedly, that was during a playoff game two years ago, but I guess last night gets us back to "even" with the Ravens, at least in their minds.
Did I win?
