Who to root for: Week 3

[ctpatsfan77]

• Ravens vs. Jaguars: Jaguars. Reason: Screw the Ratbirds.
  
  
• Redskins vs. Giants: Redskins. Reason: F—k the Giants.
  
  
• Lions vs. Packers: Lions. Reason: Josh McDaniels needs to stay in New England.
  
  
• Browns vs. Dolphins: Browns. Reason: Take care of the division.
  
  
• Vikings vs. Panthers: Pick 'em.
  
  
• Broncos vs. Bengals: Bengals. Reason: Screw the Donkeys.
  
  
• Cardinals vs. Bills: Cardinals. Reason: Take care of the division.
  
  
• Raiders vs. Titans: Titans. Reason: Keep McDaniels in NE.
  
  
• Rams vs. Buccaneers: Pick 'em. Reason: Farm team battle.
  
  
• 49ers vs. Seahawks: Pick 'em.
  
  
• Steelers vs. Eagles: Eagles. Reason: Likely HFA rival.
  
  
• Jets vs. Chiefs: Chiefs. Reason: F—k the JEST. [The Fundamental Theorem of Pats Fandom: Never root for the JEST.]
  
  
• Bears vs. Cowboys: Comedy. Reason: Because.
  
  
• Chargers vs. Colts: Chargers. Reason: F—k the Colts.
  
  
• Falcons vs. Saints: Saints. Reason: Root for the GateBros.
  

 

[Tony2046]

Lions vs. Packers: Lions. Reason: Josh McDaniels needs to stay in New England.

This may be a double whammy.

Lions lose - they may look for a new HC and go after Josh McDaniels.

Packers lose - They may look for a new Franchise QB and go after Jimmy G.

 

[Tony2046]

• Ravens vs. Jaguars: Jaguars. Reason: Screw the Ratbirds.
  
  
• Redskins vs. Giants: Redskins. Reason: F—k the Giants.
  
  
• Lions vs. Packers: Lions. Reason: Josh McDaniels needs to stay in New England.
  
  
• Browns vs. Dolphins: Browns. Reason: Take care of the division.
  
  
• Vikings vs. Panthers: Pick 'em.
  
  
• Broncos vs. Bengals: Bengals. Reason: Screw the Donkeys.
  
  
• Cardinals vs. Bills: Cardinals. Reason: Take care of the division.
  
  
• Raiders vs. Titans: Titans. Reason: Keep McDaniels in NE.
  
  
• Rams vs. Buccaneers: Pick 'em. Reason: Farm team battle.
  
  
• 49ers vs. Seahawks: Pick 'em.
  
  
• Steelers vs. Eagles: Eagles. Reason: Likely HFA rival.
  
  
• Jets vs. Chiefs: Chiefs. Reason: F—k the JEST. [The Fundamental Theorem of Pats Fandom: Never root for the JEST.]
  
  
• Bears vs. Cowboys: Comedy. Reason: Because.
  
  
• Chargers vs. Colts: Chargers. Reason: F—k the Colts.
  
  
• Falcons vs. Saints: Saints. Reason: Root for the GateBros.

I like the "GateBros" reference.

 

[oldrover]

The British version:

"Oh, intercourse the penguin!

...plus the Jets, Giants, Colts and Donks..."