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Which NFL Analyst Most Resembles a Horse?

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Chiefs v. Colts: who wins?

Poll closed Jan 8, 2007.
  1. Chiefs, despite Herm

    24 vote(s)
    63.2%
  2. Colts, despite their run D

    14 vote(s)
    36.8%
  1. Keegs

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    well which NFL analyst on this list most resembles a horse... cast your votes, this should be interesting.
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    Which end of the horse are you referring to?
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    I don't know which annoucer most looks like a horse but it clear to me that the Player who most looks like a horse is TO.

    He definitely reminds me of most Democrats as he is a perfect JACKASS who would sell his own mother or country or team, for a little personal attention and notoriety.
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    John Clayton reminds me of one of those shrunken heads in the Amazon or something. . .
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    If you had said a horse's *****, I would have answered Tony Kornheiser.
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    John Elway always looked like a horse. With those chompers he could've eaten an apple through a picket fence.
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    What about Cris Collingsworth? he gets my vote.. Troy Aikman is right behind him..
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    Shannon Sharpe - that answer came immediately to mind before I even opened the poll!
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    Are you on drugs Keegs? This is the best you could do?

    Rich
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    Keegs smells like a horse
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    Hmm, I always thought he had a disturbing wide head, almost like a small little turd with a huge brain for a head...sort of like on Cartoons.

    Anyways, Sharpe for me.
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    I hate Collinsworth with a passion.

    And the Aikman/Buck announcing team makes me want to stick ice picks in my ears. I keep saying that Aikman is still one concussion away from Tim McCarver.
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    Collinsworth is a schmuck. he acts like he is better than everyone.

    And I don't like the Carver guy either. He scared the crap out of me on Nip/Tuck.
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    Voted for Chiefs. My only hesitation was over Herm the inept. The key to a Chiefs victory is possession and running down the game clock. On 2nd thought maybe Herm might be THE BEST COACH EVER in this regard. Remember how he'd always mis-manage the clock, cluelessly pissing away time? Now this talent can be used productively!
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    Cheifs are in the lead right now.

    Is that football logic?

    Is that football logic/wishfull thinking?

    Is that Wishfull thinking?

    I think ... because we are a good board it's #2 ... it's what I voted also.:cool:

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