I thought about starting a thread where we could interchange teams/QB's/Coaches with Normisms. Would seem destined for the 1-star bin, though.
Let's try some Rexisms...
COACH: What would you say to a buffet, Rex?
REX: Going Down?
COACH: What's shaking, Rex?
REX: All 4 cheeks and a couple of chins.
SAM: What's new, Rex?
REX: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're
demanding White Castle.
SAM: What'd you like, Rex?
REX: A reason to live. Gimme another burger.
SAM: What do you say, Rex?
REX: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me some press.
SAM: What's the story, Rex?
REX: Boy meets burger. Boy eats burger. Boy meets another burger.
REX: How're the Patriots treating you, Rex?
REX: Like they caught me sleeping with their wives.
WOODY: Can I get you a burger, Mr. Ryan?
REX: A little early isn't it?
WOODY: For a burger?
REX: No, for a stupid question.
WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Ryan?
REX: A sign flashing in my gut that says, "Insert burgers here."
WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Ryan?
REX: Another layer for winter, Wood.
WOODY: How's it going Mr. Ryan?
REX: It's a dog eat dog world out there, Woody, and I'm wearing
milkbone underwear.
PAUL: Hey Rex, how'd the Patriots treat you?
REX: Like a baby treats a diaper.
And my personal favourite...
SAM: Whatcha up to, Rex?
Rex: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.
We're kinda like the Bull and Finch Pub also.
In fact, a few years ago, we had a constant regular here, who when he came in, everyone moaned his name in unison - - and his name sounded something close to "Norm!"