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  1. Harry Boy

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    Me, I'm coming out in favor of bowel control.
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    There has to be a fruit cake loon somewhere that is concerned about the publics bowel movements and what effect they have on the nesting habits of Yello Breasted Sap Suckers, it wasn't to long ago that they were getting all worked up over "toilet paper" some dip sh!t show biz left wing diddle dipper wanted to put a limit on how many pieces of toilet paper we should use when wiping our ass, I think she said "we should only use two squares" can you just imagine what Michale Moore's underwear would look like if he only wiped his ass with two squares of Organic Toilet Paper, he probably uses 4 rolls at each sitting.

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    I hope for your sake you can control your bowl movements cause that fancy shmancy $700 dollar toilet you own would be a wast of money. I guess you could use it as a shower though. :singing:
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    I stick my head in the toilket bowl to wash my face.


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    Ahhh, that explains it, i always wondered what a Toilket bowl was. Its used to wash faces.
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    Yes, it was named after it's inventor, JRR Toilket, better known as the author of the famous trilogy, "Lard of the Kings."

    I believe the books were based upon the bathroom hobbits of the rich and famous.
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    I have been looking for confirmation that john crapper invented the flush toilet bowl ......thank you

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