Discussion in 'Political Discussion' started by Lifer, Jan 23, 2009.
I bet its a fancy dinner at Applebees. Then a six pack. Then he starts screaming at Laura.
On the serious side can you image the emotions of leaving the Presidency after 8 years? Huge relief at not being the leader of the free world mixed probably with a lot of regret that you're not sitting in the big chair anymore.
My guess? Read some historical non-fiction, grouse about the quality of Laura's food versus the gourmet meals they got in the White House, then watch some basketball, maybe get his fantasy team in order, and finish the night watching John Kerry's concession speech over and over.
What does W. do on a friday night or your friday nights after bible study?
coherant much? try asking the question again.
If I were Bush I'd consider trying to find a country with no U.S. extradition treaty that he hasn't already pissed off to retire in
He's taking your post and asking if that's what W is going to do on Friday nights or if it's what you do on Friday nights after Bible study.
I am fluent in Bronco fan dialect.
Ya! What kontradiction said!
Immediately after Truman left office, the driver of his car stopped at a red light, he asked the driver what he was stopping for. After eight years, I guess you forget.
ahhh, i guess the magnitude and intellect of the question overwhelmed me.
I get it, Bible study. Cuz im Christian.
hahahaha. stop, my sides are killing me.
Laura in her p**per.
What he did every Friday night, a few beers, some fish sticks, and a nice game of tidly winks. Except for that big night when he broke out the Crayolas and a coloring book.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world
He will catch up on his drinking is my guess. If he has Viagra Laura is in trouble.
I hope I wasn't out of line with those religion cracks.
huh?? you havent even posted on this thread.
is there something you want to tell me, Wistah???
I assume he'll eat plenty of bananas. I doubt he has plans for a presidential library. He'll probably call Cheney and ask what he should be doing. I can't imagine Bush will have a very productive retirement -- he had a lousy track record as statesman, is not a good speaker, and not many people really like him.
Bush has declared war on loose stools?
Are you really Christian?? That doesn't make sense, cuz Jesus hates it when one of his flock starts stupid ass threads like this one. I know, he told me
Better say an extra "hail mary" tonight.
wow. you sure told me.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Hey lifer arn't you supposed to be at the mall saving someones soul?
Wow. i guess that would be so funny if I was a 12 year old.
sorry, i didnt realize you were so personally attached to our former President.
No sweat. You are welcome
All that "Christian Tolerance" you showed with this thread just put me in a giving mood. Peace unto you, my brother. :singing:
That was one of my fave cartoons, used to watch with grandson... are you assuming that GWB is the brain???
If you were preachy,though, I'd think about dumping on ya.
Funny how the neocons turn on the religious people when they don't support their butt-boy-Bush, though. I guess being pro-life and Christian is OK as long as you're a sadistic torturer and support blowing innocent Muslim children to smithereens.
Yeah the analogy isn't perfect. He's probably more like the Pinky to Cheney's Brain.
"Laura, tonight I'm speaking to you not as the most powerful man in the world, but as the most powerful man in this bedroom.
In recent days, those who would undermine America have won the election. But I don't give a sh*t anymore. You and I aren't getting any younger. So I am presenting you with the 43 commemorative Bush razor. You know, a wise man once said, when the drapes don't match the rugs, it's time to buff up the hardwood floor. heh heh.
I want to be perfectly transparental, just in case you don't think I'm transparental enough, so you understand my plan of action going forward.
I want to use this presidential erection to bring to you the benefits of a free society. I want to perform Condoleeza until you twitch like an Abu Ghraib detainee, and then I want to turn to the great KY, not the state, the personable lubricant. I learned some special advanced freak technique that's not in the army field manual in the last eight years, and I think it's time to find out whatever you know, using a car battery, a strap of rawhide, and some good old-fashioned Texas pillow talk.
After that if we get tired I'm implementing my new sustainable viagrable energy policy and pound you like Baghdad -- that's right, until the lights go out. And just when you're shocked and awed, I'm going to open up a second front.
This won't be easy, and it won't be fast. The results may not happen right away, and they may not happen overnight. There may be a signifisent amount of personable pain involved, and you may wonder whether the payoff will be worthwhile. But I urge you to follow my vision tonight, tomorrow, and through the long months and years ahead.
Thank you, and God Bless America."
Actually, he's building a library on the SMU campus (where Laura graduated). He's been trying to find donors with not too much luck. There are plenty of people in Texas which think he's done a heck of a job. I lived in Texas and have educated friends who routinely email me their pro-Bush opinions. The good ole' boys are alive and well in Texas. My guess is that he'll try to become the next commissioner of baseball and try to do away with the DH and multi-team playoff system.
With all the stupid threads you've been starting I thought you were 12!
Actually, after the longest 8 years of my life, I don't care the least bit as to what those traitors will do, not only on this Friday, but for the rest of their miserable lives.
The best they can hope for is insignificance, unimportance and obscurity, but I bet they won't be so lucky.
Bashes his head at the bowling alley. Spooks a bull at the rodeo.
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