Actual Pats Fan
Pro Bowl Player
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- May 26, 2016
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This morning, coffee shop, Route 1, 7:21 AM:Sign me up for that. Without Bob Kraft would have been the St.Louis Stallions.
Flying Elvis, right?
"Yeah."
...You on the job?
"The usual. Training camp starts today, actually."
You hear about Tom Brady? Won't be playing the first four games of the season. Suspension.
"Yeah, word gets around. Do I know you?"
No, I'm just a fan. As a matter of fact, I've been checking out some things going back to your day, from California. When the NFL sent Orthwein here."
"No kiddin'."
No, you know, I was just looking around and stumbled upon some old news reports. Not for nothing, the past is a funny thing, we all have skeletons in the closet, you just never know when they're gonna pop up and bite you in the ass, huh F.E.?...He sneaked you in just in time, didn't he? Right before Parcells got here. 'Cause if Patriots fans knew what really being ridiculed is, nationally, like today, they would have looked closer. They would've looked at you.
..."What're you lookin' at?"
Stealing your life away. You went down twenty-three years ago, pal. You just don't know it yet.