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What is up with Sparano's...."I wear my sun glasses at night"

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    What the f_ck??? This guy is hilarious.....he comes off looking like that old broad on the greeting cards grumping at everything....and the "Bernie" from Weekend at Bernie's........One reporter asks him "What are you going to do to improve going forward" He grimaces....and grunts out...."Next Question"......what a d-bag!!!!
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    I'm pretty sure he's scarred in that area. Something about hot grease, iirc.
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    He had his corneas burned in a restaurant accident in his teens so he suffers from severe light sensitivity.
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    Fitzy did a take on him this past week with a fake stash and sunglasses. Check it out.
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    His eyes got wang Chung'd.
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    Yeah, that. It's not cosmetic, but because of sensitvity.


    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/06/sports/football/06jets.html
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    Actually you need to take those words back. He suffered severe injury in both eyes when very hot oil splashed onto his face from a fryer at a fast food joint he worked at as a teenager. To this day he suffers from light sensitivity.
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    I can see how someone might make that assumption without knowing all the facts, but yeah, not deserved.
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    screw that ...he should wear a sign around his neck at press conferences so everyone knows his condition.......even one local reporter was saying "Not sure what is up with Coach Sparano tonight maybe he is not up to interviews" He could dim the lights in pressers if it is that severe......
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    I wear my sunglasses at night
    so I can
    so I can
    Watch you weave then breath your story lines.:rocker:


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    Mods need to CLOSE this thread
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    Grow up.....the sunglasses are because the lights
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    He was also an original member of the Superfans.

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    just lock this thread now :cool:
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    where are Bills sunglasses????


    weak response.:cool:
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    Thought it was funny seeing him wear them in Week 2 in the Metrodome.
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