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    I will start off with a few.....


    If you traveled in your car, at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on, what would they do?


    Does a "one legged" duck swim in a circle?


    Why are you told to "get on" an airplane, when you are actually "getting in" an airplane?


    If someone died on the "4 states corner" point(Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Colorado), and each state had a part of the body on it, which state would be responsible for the autopsy?


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    What would happen if the laws of perspective were repealed? Would objects no longer diminish in size with distance? Would points no longer converge on the horizon? Would the American public elect G.W. Bush president?
     
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    What if everything ... literally... we knew was reversed at once? Would the colour green appear red? Would we go away from objects because of reverse gravity? Would the pats of lost those three super bowls and won every single other one?
     
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    Yes, they would have beaten the Bears and Packers and lost the last three. St. Louis would probably have the dynasty. Al Gore would be in his second term. Paris Hilton would be a housewife with three kids. I'd be a rich black man.
     
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    How long will it take before the only response to this thread is stuff like: 'Who let the dogs out?'
     
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    Would we "age" faster on the planet Mercury?

    Aside from the fact that it is closest to the sun, and unbarable temperature, let's say that it would be "habitable", would we age faster?

    One "solar" year on Mercury is roughly 88 days of earth time (approximately 3 months), so am I to assume that we would age "4 years" for every earth "solar year" if on Mercury? Just something to think about :eek:


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    You in fact would age slower. Semantically you could say you were older since you could say your 4X your Earth age in Mercury years, but in reality it has less mass so you would age slower.
     
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    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
     
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    Why is Greenland mostly ice, and Iceland mostly green?


    Actually, I already know the awnser to that. I asked it in my 10th grade history class! :p
     
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    Why is it called "taking a dump" when you're not actually taking it anywhere??
     

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