And welcome to beautiful Colorado! Let me acquiant the visitors with a few simple FACTS important to keep in mind during their visit. The air is THIN! Ya can't BREATHE! The overweight, out of shape, TUBBOS on your defense will be SUCKING WIND as they get their mouths smashed in by our ELITE running game! And, lastly, don't forget about our WORLD CLASS FANS who will have spent the entire day drinking Coors (and other assorted beverages) and will make Tom Brady's life miserable. (remember this phrase: IN-COM-PLETE!) Enjoy your visit! and Ya'll come back now!