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  1. OldEnglandPatriot

    OldEnglandPatriot On the Game Day Roster

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    You didn't ask for them, so here they are:

    MAXIMUM HAIKU BETS:

    Bengals -4 over Broncos

    Denver upheaval
    plus Orton's hand injury
    welcome back Carson


    RECOMMENDED HAIKU BETS:

    Eagles -1 at Carolina

    McNabb wants to prove
    there is no need for Michael
    hence he'll win this game

    Texans -4 over Jest

    Entirely new staff
    plus rookie quarterback mean
    Jets lose opener

    Falcons -4 over Dolphins

    Last year's Dolphins had
    plenty health and turnovers
    The luck stops here

    Cowboys -6 over Buccaneers

    Tampa adding plays
    without much time to practise
    means Leftwich gets sacked


    MINIMUM HAIKU BETS

    Vikings -4 at Browns
    Vikings/Browns UNDER 40 total points


    Vikings run the ball
    eating up precious minutes
    but touchdowns are rare (or 'suck that mangini')

    Jaguars +7 at Colts

    Jacksonville bounce back
    from disappointing season
    and won here last year

    Dolphins/Falcons OVER 43.5 total points

    both teams can throw and
    neither has great defense so
    scoreboard is busy

    Redskins/Giants UNDER 37.5 total points

    division rivals
    play smashmouth and hopefully
    miss some field goals too


    May all your wagers win......
     
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    JSn Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    That is... weird!
     
  3. TruthSeeker

    TruthSeeker PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    What JSn meant was:

    That is shockingly
    outrageously crazily
    and absolutely weird
     
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    supafly PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    #24 Jersey

    Kind of missing the whole 'weird' factor, but I am somewhat slow too;)

    Guy posts his picks for the weekend, some agree--some don't, but I don't know if it really seems that strange
     
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    Terrell Owens stinks
    Buffalo in disarray
    Patriots win big
     
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    Wax Frog In the Starting Line-Up

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    #87 Jersey

    ...and I thought my I-Ching predictions were bad ;)
     
  7. OldEnglandPatriot

    OldEnglandPatriot On the Game Day Roster

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    You can take the haikus to the bank. (Especially if haiku is the Finnish currency.. is it?.... I don't know)

    Next week.... limericks!
     
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    Fencer Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    #12 Jersey

    Talent!

    How well it is used may be another matter. ;)
     
  9. OldEnglandPatriot

    OldEnglandPatriot On the Game Day Roster

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    i went five and five
    very disappointing but
    tiny profit made
     
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    Patspsycho Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    the king returns
    all hail he
    but the buffalo
     
  11. Calciumee

    Calciumee PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    #3 Jersey

    Isn't is supposed to be 5-7-5 not 4-4-5 ;)
     
  12. JSn

    JSn Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    You all need hobbies
    Cuz Haiku is very lame
    Go out for a walk
     
  13. Gwedd

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    #61 Jersey

    Man from Canada

    needs to get back to filming

    don't waste anymore light :cool:
     
  14. JSn

    JSn Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    Ouchie.

    :(
     
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    Gwedd PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    #61 Jersey

    Heh... couldn't resist.. :)

    "Everybody? Back to One! Let's hustle now. We're losing daylight!"
     
  16. brady77

    brady77 Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    #54 Jersey

    Brady will kick ass
    We will have fun in week one
    the bills are no good
     
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    #50 Jersey

    I'm glad to see the board has moved past the 3-4, 4-3 debate.
     
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