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  1. Patters

    Patters Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    We are moving towards enforcing the rules more strictly. Please review the rules and honor them or you will be issued warnings, infractions, suspensions, or be banned. But, please keep in mind that we are volunteer moderators so are not online all the time, which means we may not always react instantly to a problem in the forum, but we will do our best to make this forum into a friendlier place where people can respectfully debate political issues, rather than devote undue energy to taunting and insulting other members of patsfans.com.
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    You're not online all the time ... you need a new Ford car then ... they will read Tweets to you. ;)

    On another note ... political forums and group hugs ... ouch ... that's a problem.
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    Too many babies on the internet. Some people truly need a life. It's the internet people. This isn't real. It's words typed onto a computer, posted on a webpage in cyberspace. If you honestly let crap people post on here bother you, then you got some serious issues. For all you know, I could be some 13 year old fat kid with more white heads than a republican national convention. Seriously. Waaaa, Superposterdude17 called me stupid....waaaaaa.... Studmuffin69 said I can't spell good....waaaaaa....HughJass4u2 gave my thread 1 star.....waaaaaa....

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    So anyhow, what do you all think tha Pats chances are on Sunday? :D
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  4. IcyPatriot

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    Chances are great to fantastic.

    Seriously ... if I was a mod here I would go nuts having grown men send me whining PM's. But that's just what happens here ... they send tit-for-tat messages complaining. Grown men ... who woulda thunk it. :confused2: ... :confused3:
    Grade school was a long time ago ... these complainers need to get some nads.

    HughJass4u2 ... :rofl:

    Superposterdude17 ... :rofl:
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  5. Real World

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    Hugh Jass is one of my favorite online names that I use. Unfortunately the PS3 system actually filters it, so I can't use it for my online charactors there. I do use the name Howie Feltersnatch on there though. So if you're ever playing NHL 10 on your PS3, and you see a guy with the name Howie Feltersnatch on the back of the jersey, that's most likely me. :D

    Dick Luvbush (or Dickie Lovebush) wouldn't work either. :(
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    Oh, and I must give props to a name I saw online playing hockey on my PS3. It fit cuz there are so many eastern european, or russian players that play pro hockey. The name was "Sitaneer Strokanov". I thought that was hilarious.
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    I am a big fan of Hugh G. Rection.... I mean not literally of course.
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    haha, good one!
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    Since this serious thread by Patters was turned into a silly-name-a-thon, here's my faves:
    Emerson Biggins
    Emma Roids
    Craven Moorhead

    In fact, check out this video for laughs:

    YouTube - Fake Birthday Prank on News

    Sorry Patters! :)
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    How about Harry Paratestes? Always makes me laugh.
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    We are all going to wake up banned......:(
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    KontradictioN Do you even lift? PatsFans.com Supporter

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    My favorite has always been Mike Hunt. Simple, yet effective.
  13. Real World

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    How about Anita Head? :confused2:
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    National Lampoon High School Yearbook Parody had so many of these you couldn't stop laughing... I mean, there were the "main" seniors in all the clubs and sports team photos, etc., but when you got to pix of the freshmen, they were like postage stamps, with name after name like Ben Dover, Anita Handy, Connie Linkus, Red Ruffensore, etc.

    I highly recommend this standard resource of juvenile double entendres.
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    Just a suggestion, you might want to review the rules and make any changes that are necessary and keep it as a separate locked thread..... currently there is about 7 pages of vitriol.. and if you look at the issues historically, this has been an ongoing issue.. good luck.
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    As a mod in another forum, RW, it is not about what that at all.

    It is all about keeping threads on topic.

    If you desire to read a bunch of threads that become hijacked from their original subject, there are plenty of websites out there for that.

    In sum, it is all about staying to the subject of discussion and not wasting the reader's time.
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    Dick Hurts from Holden...

    The more stricter rules enforcement is a direct result of what Patters and I have always told everyone, that the rest of the baord does not want to deal with what goes on here. So we have been told to remove certain members and things, these are not arbitrary decisions made on our part. Please heed the warnings as the tolerarnce for not heeding them has lessen greatly.

    Let's face it, now is a great time to be on the board, the Pats are in the playoofs, followed by my favorite pastime, BB not listening to me on who to draft, plus of course the inplosion of the socialst government, so let's all keep a civil tongue.
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    Go pop a zit kid!

    Listen dearie....what are you complain'n bout?;)
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    JUst a suggestion....I think all communists and socialists should be removed from the board prior to the enforcement of these rules....just my op.:D
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    Didn't she used to go out with Haywood J. Blowme?
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    Isn't that the guy who used to always say "See You Next Tuesday"?
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    :rofl: ... you know what that means? "See You Next Tuesday"?
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    Delores!!!
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    Threads get hijacked, yeah. My point is that people in here are cry babies. Not everyone, but some. Bob called me this, Joey said that. Then they bombard all the mods, and Ian, over childish stupidity. People need to grow a set is what I'm saying. This is the internet fahcrisesakes. That's not to say that there aren't legitimate instances where people have crossed the line.

    BTW people, you can all kiss the lovely Jessica Burciaga goodbye. Apparently my sig is now against the rules. I'm still trying to figure out why, but none the less, I will comply, since it's a priveledge to post here, and not a right. Come Monday, I'll have something non-stereotyping for a sig.
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    I googled "ordinary couple" for you. Here is a picture of Murial and Bob, they seem pretty unoffensive. They might make a great new sig.;)
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    I am deeply offended by that photograph's complete lack of racial and ethnic diversity.
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    Good old Bob ... carries a 27 handicap ... all his clubs are woods except for his putter.

    ... and Muriel ... not sure why she's happy ... she got toasted investing in all those derivatives.
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    I'm offended by you taking offense, I think.

    IDK, I need a liberal to tell me how I'm supposed to feel. I'm too dumb to figure it out for myself.

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