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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.After Belichick responded by eye gauging him, Gronkowski's eye became infected it has been reported he will need eye surgery which will keep him out 6 to 8 months.
....When do the regular season games start?
....When do the regular season games start?
Joke would have been better if Gronk was wheeled into the bar.
Gronk and Hernandez walk into a bar. The bartender asks them "What will you two have?"
Hernandez says "I'd like a glass of H2O" The bartender hands it to him and asks Gronk for his selection.
Gronk says "I'd like a glass of H2O too!" The bartenders shrugs and says "Okay pal" and hands him a glass. Gronk promptly chugs it, falls down, and dies.
I would have gone with....."bartender hands him a glass. Gronk grabs it, breaks a bone in his hand, out 3 to 6 weeks"
Whenever he takes the field they should the play the sound of glass shattering over the loud speaker
Ras-I already has dibs on it. It isn't used much though...
I know.......
But it's a science joke. Hernandez asks for H2O, which is water. Gronk asks for H2O too, and the bartender mistaking him, gives him H2O2, Hydrogen Peroxide.
But yeah.... too early for geek jokes?
Apparently EVERYONE who has "contributed" to this thread (including myself) needs a day long ban. If not that we need to start a REALLY bad joke followed by even worse replies Forum.