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  1. Ice_Ice_Brady

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    Here is a projected photo of what he'll look like in the Patriots new offense:

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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    Yep. Carpal tongue syndrome. You can imagine how he got it.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    The kid needs to stop partying.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    Are you serious? Just because he's missed a year of football due to a back injury, been a decoy due to injury in the biggest game of his career, missed the 2nd biggest game of his career with a repeat fracture of his left arm, is about to have his 4th surgery on said arm, and now needs back surgery again doesn't mean he is injury prone and you can make joke threads like this!

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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    I totally have an agenda for thinking Gronk is heading down a injury riddled path :rolleyes: I'll call it how I see it. That the arm infections were a big deal and it is great that those are cleared up FINALLY. And that a back surgery for a guy that missed a year of football due to back problems is also a big deal. Tough if that means I have an agenda or am a jackass for stating the obvious.

    Are your feelings hurt that I don't agree with you on most topics, I didn't know you took things so personally.

    As a side note I'm trying to post here less since it is turning into a agree with the majority or get out atmosphere.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    Looks like Gronk's last date to the Halloween/death party hosted by Brady2Moss!
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney,

    Big difference. It was caused by the plate. Guess what he's going to have a plate in his arm for this season too.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    Same exact subject, same opinion. Shocking.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    A lot of the news this offseason has been disappointing, so I'll call it like I see it. I liked the wide receiver draft moves, resigning Vollmer and Talib, and have grown to like the Jamie Collins pick. I've stated my positive view of those moves in those threads. It is a schtick and it isn't the same opinion on every subject otherwise I wouldn't have posted anything positive about the topics mentioned above.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    Maybe we can fuse his bones with Adamantium before the season opener.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    Damn him for working out and hanging with Glass IR Dowling off season!
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    Dowling's new house.

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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    hey Frezo...you go to many games during the season?
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    No. I haven't been in years.
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    Gronkowski Taken Out And Shot

    Trainers and Veterinarians felt it was the most humane thing to do at this point.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    we should have an old ba$tard party at one of the games this season...
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    Re: Gronkowski Taken Out And Shot

    The body is being left to science, I would presume. Since he suffered from every ailment known to man and recovery from any of them was never remotely possible, his corpse represents a veritable treasure trove for investigative science. The only possible disposable organ is his brain, presuming someone can find it.
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    Re: Breaking: Gronk needs surgery on hernia, foot, tongue, neck, hamstring, kidney, e

    I'm an old bastid. We could find some old ladies and ask them to show us their knees.
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    Gronkowski falls over a chair and breaks a bone in his forearm
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    Worst Joke EVER!!


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