The Mrs. saw this joke on the internets this morning, so I thought I'd share: There's a union member, a tea partier, and a CEO sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there's a plate with 12 cookies. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 of 'em. Then he says to the tea partier, "Look out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie." Get your one star ready!