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  1. Harry Boy

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    Free Communist (Uncle Teddy) Health Care:

    The Newly Named "Fidel Castro Hospital" NYC 10:00 AM:
    Man stumbles into the Hospital off the street and goes to the front desk, there is a sign on the wall that reads "FREE HEALTH CARE GOD BLESS TED KENNEDY"
    The man says to the nurse, "Help me please"

    Nurse "What seems to be the trouble"

    Man "I can't breath, my chest hurts"

    Nurse "Have a seat in room four please"

    The next day, 10:00 AM, New Communist Uncle Teddy Hospital:
    A man in a wheelchair with one arm, no legs and a little sign attached around his neck that says "I am blind, I have Parkinsons Disease" comes down the hallway and stops in front of the nurses desk, he removes a breathing tube from his mouth and says, "Good morning nurse"

    The nurse replies, "Good morning Doctor Shakesbad"

    Dr Shakesbad asks, "do you have anything for me this "wheeze" morning"

    Nurse "yes doctor, there is a gentleman in room four with chest pains"

    Doctor "well, go in and tell him I'll see him next Tuesday"

    Nurse "yes Doctor"

    The nurse steps into room four, there is a dead man on the floor, human feces and urine are all over the walls, the nurse yells at the dead body and says, "DR SHAKESBAD WILL SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY"

    MR GORBACHEV, "TEAR DOWN THAT WALL"
     
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    Lol, why aren't you making fun of Arnold's free healthcare, or Mitt Romney's? You only get a hard-on when Ted Kennedy's name comes up?
     
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    This is a blessing in disguise.

    So far, every time someone tries for socialism all in one shot, the people wake up and keep it from happening. What's been happening is that we're getting socialism one bill at a time. Under that strategy, we were getting Hillary-Care in small pieces.

    Kennedy got greedy and made a mistake.
     
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    I hate his scum-sucking f-cking guts-----:mad: :mad:
     
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    your inability to debate is beyond the pale... i would love to see you at one podium across from Ted at the other... he'd destroy you...

    perhaps you could just ignore the issues and just repeat "Chappaquiddick" over and over....
     
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    #37 Jersey

    That is funny coming from you, considering, "STUPID HARRY BOY" has owned your sorry liberal ass since you decided to show your face here. :singing:

    Liberal website cut & paste

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    Liberal website cut & paste

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    lol... please, whatever you do, despite being in the Rocky city... never be a fight judge... you're horrible...
     
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    No, I have a couple of other questions I would like to ask him, I would like to know how it is possible for one man to keep falling out of his boat all summer when he is trying to dock, it has gotten so bad that photographer's have been banned from the Kennedy compound, I would also like to ask him how he gets away with driving on the sidewalk in Hyannis when he is making a trip to the Liquor Store, I would also like to ask him why he has no "Minority Friends" visit the compound and get drunk with him since Sammy Davis died, and the big thing I would like to ask him is, how he feels knowing that George Bush's portrait will hang on the wall in the White House and his Never Will.
    :bricks:
     
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    of course you'd make it personal... he'd still make quick work of you over things that matter... like the issues of the day, of which you speak with flawed intuition and present no facts...
     
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    I wouldn't care to debate him, when he starts yelling he spits all over the people in front of him.

    The next time he is giving one of his bellowing rousing anti Bush tirades watch his mouth closely, you will see little balls of spit flying all over the room and down the front of his shirt.

    KKK Byrd "Drools"
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    SWeet! We're gonna get free health care? Or only those lucky people in MAss?

    It's a total myth that publicly funded healthcare is any worse than private. Only in America is it worse because it's probably underfunded and underpaid, like most of our important public institutions. It also carries a social stigma because so many poor black patients are the ones using free clinics.

    In theory, same as public TV, it's probably better because public doctors don't have to deal with insurance companies and big-pharma all asking them to overcharge and push pills we don't need. Properly paid and equipped publicly employed doctors will only have the health of their patients to worry about and not profits.

    and don't give me that crap about druggies walking in to get a free fix, they already overcrowd hospitals in our privatized system
     
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    lol... you wouldn't care to debate him because you COULDN'T debate him...

    you're a 1-15 poster with no offensive weapons, ... unfortunately, you have no first-round pick next year, and no help in sight... free agents don't want to join your team, no one is going to your games...
     
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    There’s a bridal hanging on the wall
    And a saddle in the lonely stall

    You ask me why the teardrops fall
    It’s that bridal hanging on the wall

    There’s a horseshoe nailed above the door
    That’s the shoe that my old pony wore

    There’s a faded blanket in the hall
    And that bridal hanging on the wall
    :bricks:
     
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    guys, I think Harry's brain finally broke
     
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    My wifes sister is 85 years old, she has a ring stuck up inside her Fellopian Tubes somewhere because she has a weak bladder, she's a f-cking democrat.

    Medicare stopped paying for these tubes, she didn't buy another one because she couldn't get one for nothing, last week she went shopping and pi$sed her pants, this left wing nut sent a ten page letter to the White House and blamed George Bush because she pi$sed her pants in Sears & Roebucks.
    :bricks:
     
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    #24 Jersey

    I don't care whose name is attatched to it, I just don't want to pay for other people's health. Or their retirement. Or anything else. I don't believe the Constitution, or anything else, gives the government authority to make me. And, no, the General Welfare Clause doesn't.
     
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    I agree, but the lawyers and insurance companies need to be slapped for their un-patriotic behavior as they have been in cahoots in creating the mess that is the private / public healcare system we're in now.

    Isn't the "General Welfare Clause" in the Declaration of Independence.
     
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    #24 Jersey

    I was referring to any such documents that could obligate me to something :)
     
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    Teddy K was one of the few with the balls and smarts to call the Iraq invasion a stupid idea before one boot hit the ground.
     
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    So you're like, over 60 aren't you? I think I understand you a lot clearer now...
     

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