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  1. Tunescribe

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    'Twas two nights 'til game day,
    And who should appear

    But our bowl-destined Pats
    Who were all in good cheer

    Playbooks were tucked 'neath their pillows with care
    In hopes that Coach Bill would not cuss, curse, or swear

    The players then nestled all snug in their beds
    As visions of touchdowns still danced in their heads

    And Coach Bill in his hoodie plus Dean Pees in red
    Had just settled in with no worries or dread

    When from Providence airport there 'rose such a clatter
    Bob Kraft and his son had to see what's the matter

    Down 90 from Brookline they sped like a flash
    Perhaps Philip Rivers, acting whiny and brash?

    They gazed on the tarmac this cold winter's night
    To behold a disturbing, most improper sight

    Of Charger fans garbed in all summery dress
    One would think they should get a sobriety test

    Then came the team, queuing up for the vans
    And the Krafts quickly saw, they're as odd as their fans!

    Boasting and laughing and carrying on
    The delusional upstarts, Norv Turner's spawn

    Bob turned to his son with a look of regret
    "They don't seem to know what's in store at Gillette!"

    Jon Kraft thought it through, then remarked with a grin,
    "Against goofballs like that, we are certain to win!"

    The Krafts then departed, secure in the knowledge
    That the Chargers were doomed to a day full of carnage

    And while Chargers may threaten or inspire a chill
    They will not be a match for the Pats or Coach Bill

    On Brady! On Welker! Go Seymour and Vrabel!
    Time to kick Charger ass, we know you are able

    (Add additional verses if you wish.) :)
     
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    Wow! Excellent! Very excellent!
     
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    Wow that is great. Must have taken some time.
     
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    And then the game started, Patsfans began to cheer
    But on the first play, Brady sacked from the rear

    On the rest of the possessions, Brady gave it his best try
    Not one, not two, but six picks, OH MY!!!

    LT, Merriman, Rivers & Cro
    Would deal to the Pats, a devastating blow

    And so the perfect season comes to an end
    A Chargers Dynasty, would be the next trend
     
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    Then when Rivers woke up and could ponder this dream
    He knew it was false and proclaimed with a scream

    "We are doomed to defeat, I can see it all now!"
    And so it is written -- the Chargers will bow
     
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    Home Cry-Me-A-Rivers, home Roid Rage and Cro!
    Home, Lady Tomlinson, and Antonio!
    And I heard Turner groan on his long homeward flight,
    "Merriman ain't no Mankins; Billy Volek just ain't right."
     
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    LOL, nice come back.
     
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    Leave it to a Charger fan, to have Sack and Rear in the same sentence :help:
     
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    The post also mentioned blow and "Merriman".
     
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    LOL. Nice comeback Tunescribe, and probably true. Should be an entertaining game nonetheless.
     
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