ironwasp said:
There's a challenge for you Brownfan80. Give us a Peyton commercial.
Peyton Manning is under center donning a Fedex uniform with a Colts helmet on. He also sports his Super Mario/70s Porn Mustache. The camera pans downwards towards the Center's planted hand. Instead of a football he's holding a neatly packaged parcel. Peyton does his signature chicken armflap while giving a hut one hut two and then the package is snapped.
Peyton drops back with his little ultra-fast baby steps and looks left. His first read is covered by UPS clad RCB Troy Brown. He frantically looks over the middle but UPS clad Safety Troy Brown has his tight end in blanket coverage. He yanks his head to the right and makes a Peyton-poo-face as he sees that his third read is also covered well, this time by UPS Clad LCB Troy Brown.
Peyton feels the pressure and rolls right, doing that little Manning-hop-jig as he goes. He looks for his outlet reciever in the flat, but sees UPS clad OLB Troy Brown waiting intently for any attempted pass. He scans back across the middle and sees his TE working back across the field just seperating from his coverage man. He starts to pass, but before he can complete the motion he's blindsided by UPS Clad DE Troy Brown.
Manning is blown off his feet, his Porn Mustache twirling a pinwheel. The parcel sails up in the air, end over end. The camera pans to the parcel spinning through the air as Flight of the Bumblebee plays on the soundtrack.
The shot cuts back to Manning landing face first in the dirt as DE Troy Brown finishes his tackle, driving Manning across the turf. The shot cuts back to the parcel as it lands in the waiting arms of UPS Clad MLB Troy Brown. He takes the interception and follows beautifully executed blocks by RCB Troy Brown, DT Troy Brown, Safety Troy Brown and OLB Troy Brown.
The Fed Ex clad offensive players try to tackle MLB Troy Brown as he weaves his way between his blockers, but none of them gets close save for one - who is promptly stiffarmed to the ground. MLB Troy breaks into the open field and has only one last man to beat: a dirty and pained looking Peyton Manning with a sideways Pornstache.
MLB Troy gives Manning a mean double juke-move and Peyton stumbles, reaching out in desperation to try and make a saving arm tackle. His hand catches on the UPS Jersey of MLB Brown, but Troy powersteps out of Manning's grasp. Manning falls flat on the ground with his facemask again digging at the turf as his legs pop comically out behind him.
MLB Troy highsteps into the endzone and jogs to the stands, handing the parcel off to a fan who is cheering happily and replies "WOW that was fast!"
Troy heads back into the endzone and is swamped by his Troy Brown team mates. They proceed to hug and jump around in normal celebratory fashion. The camera pans back over to Manning as he walks dejectedly back towards his sideline covered in dirt. He flaps his arms in disgust and tosses his helmet, straightening his muddy mustache before saying: "What can Brown do for you?"
Fin.
