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  1. PatsWSB47

    PatsWSB47 Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    #12 Jersey

    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rugged Mountains of Alaska for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing birkenstocks, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
    frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off
    the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
    guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?
     
  2. Patters

    Patters Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    LOL. Wishful thinking? :)
     
  3. Terry Glenn is a cowgirl

    Terry Glenn is a cowgirl Banned

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    I don't understand this puppet propaganda.

    He gets his orders by Kolvenbach.
     

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