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  1. danny88

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    After I checked out the Teddy B thread on the bills board, I thought we should pay homage to the great TONY SAINT DUNGY in the same manner. I mean the least we can do is dedicate a thread to the man with the highest moral stands in the entire world!!!! (sarcasm)

    I will start it off.


    Tony Dungy once visited the Virgin islands. After he left they where renamed "the islands".
     
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    Nah, it's the other way around: Tony is so pure he turns every island he visits into the Virgin Islands. Even Coney Island and Rikers Island.

    (Tedy's all-powerful; Tony just blinds with the blazing light of righteousness.)
     
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    So are you to mature to get the joke or what? I should have known the uptight posters on this site would not think something like this was funny.


    Anyway lets talk about how awesome our pats are!!!!! I especially love the way we score so many points!!!
     
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    in the beginning saint dungy said "let there be jesus" and it was good. this exerpt is taken from Dungy 3:16
     
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    Dungy started a company bottling his farts as a joke.


    The company is now called glade
     
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    Huh??? What post did you read?

    I'm just saying Saint Tony deserves his own special version, not another Chuck Norris retread. Go with the "Tony's so pure that Ivory Soap comes to him to get clean" and you're golden.
     
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    In the name of the father, the son and Tony Dungy.

    The response sound homily is Let us whine and cry.

    There was no flag on the deep pass to Reggie Wayne
    (all) Let us Whine and Cry.
    The other team has knocked down Peyton.
    (all) Let us Whine and Cry.
    We have a lot of injuries.
    (all) Let us Whine and Cry..(allllll) Let us whhhhinnne and Cryyyyyy.
    That reverberation was CBS NOT US!!!
    (all) Let us Whine and Cry!
     
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    WOW, someone drank way too too much coffee this morning !
     
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    much like in the days of noah, tony told jim irsay to build the lucas oil stadium for there shall be a snowstorm like no other.
     
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    I know. I drank at least 3 cups.
     
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    BrianPat Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    OK, I understand, I do the samething every once and awhile, which I'm sure some of you have noticed
     
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    Tony Dungy was so appalled by the Patriots' lack of class in running up the score, that he instructed Adam Vinatieri to miss that 29 yard field goal against the Chargers so as to avoid scoring an impolite number of points in the 4th quarter.
     
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    when Tony played, he wasn't made of glass, he was made of fine crystal
     
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    Tony Dungy is so pure, when he watches porn, he watches it on rewind, so he can see the insatiable slut put her clothes + glasses back on, put her hair back into a bun, and turn back into a prim and proper school teacher.
     
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    That beautiful spring breeze in the air....That's St. Dungy farting....spring time fresh!
     
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    Tom Brady is only taking the rap for impregnating Bridget Moynahan. The child is actually the Son of Dungy, immaculately conceived.
     
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    Jesus didn't turn water into wine. Tony Dungy did. In an incredible display of class, he was just hiding behind the tree so that Jesus could take all of the credit.
     
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    Tony Dungy recently met with the surviving members of N.W.A.

    They have agreed to return to the studio, and rerecord their famous hit, now entitled "Make Love to the Police (Within the Bounds of Heterosexual Marriage, Of Course)"
     
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    I LIKE this post
     
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