From SI's Is This Your Franchise Quarterback... 18. CAP ROONEY (Dennis Quaid) Any Given Sunday Strengths: Cagey Veteran. Fictional accolades too many to enumerate. Weaknesses: Back and Backbone. An injury to the former opened the door for Willie Beamen. Lack of the latter kept him from standing up to social-butterfly wife. NFL equivalent: Tom Brady with a less-awesome spouse I think a better NFL equivalent would be Drew Bledsoe or Joe Montana.