After last week's horrific loss to the Jets and the Jets continued march to the Super Bowl with a road win in Miami, it's time for us front runners to abandon ship and to figure out just what it takes to become a Jets fan. Some thoughts... 1. Learn to bray loudly and abrasively about accomplishments well before they're actually accomplished 2. Whenever Brady is mentioned, point out that he's gay 3. If you see women at a public function, scream for them to "Show us your tits!" 4. Add 50-100LBS of pure fat to your frame 5. Whenever Belichick is mentioned, simply scream "Belicheat!" in response 6. Spew F-bombs liberally throughout every sentence What items have I forgotten in my quest to learn how to be a Jets fan?