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  1. PatsWickedPissah

    PatsWickedPissah PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Disable Jersey

    After last week's horrific loss to the Jets and the Jets continued march to the Super Bowl with a road win in Miami, it's time for us front runners to abandon ship and to figure out just what it takes to become a Jets fan. Some thoughts...

    1. Learn to bray loudly and abrasively about accomplishments well before they're actually accomplished

    2. Whenever Brady is mentioned, point out that he's gay

    3. If you see women at a public function, scream for them to "Show us your tits!"

    4. Add 50-100LBS of pure fat to your frame

    5. Whenever Belichick is mentioned, simply scream "Belicheat!" in response

    6. Spew F-bombs liberally throughout every sentence

    What items have I forgotten in my quest to learn how to be a Jets fan?
     
  2. Modest

    Modest Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    7. Watch Jersey Shore religiously, including auditioning for it. Plus have posters of 'The Situation' all over your room.
     
  3. BradyManny

    BradyManny Pro Bowl Player

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    A very good start. I would add something like "Resent literacy" somewhere on the list. Jets fans don't get enough credit for their strong campaign against intellect and sanity.
     
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  4. fxkane

    fxkane Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Almost invariably we speak in the moment here.... And as of this very moment, it's hard not to say that the Steelers and the Jets are atop the conference--and perhaps the NFL
     
  5. BradyManny

    BradyManny Pro Bowl Player

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    Good point. When I think of Jets fans, I think of Jersey Shore. Only not as classy.
     
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    eagle eye In the Starting Line-Up

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    #85 Jersey

    This board is going seriously downhill of late. Just looking at the forum here and the amount of stupid threads is just too much.

    I know this is about a bit of fun but there are so many Jets threads already that its just old at this stage.

    Then you have the guys who start the 'my thoughts on the game' threads. Are you more important than everybody else who posts in the postgame thread? Like why do you need to start your own post game thread?

    And then we have threads about some random Colts fans who berate Brady. Like wtf? Are we supposed to be surprised that fans of one of the Patriots rivals have koolaid chuggers who will say rubbish like this?
     
  7. Gwedd

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    #61 Jersey

    Put down the bong and back away slowly. Help is on the way. Find your happy place and just stay there, mkay?
     
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    #12 Jersey

    Go into another teams city and put your middle finger up when their fans jeer you?
     
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    kiss da baby Banned

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    Or cheat for 9 years and live off those years forever now that the good old days are essentially over.
     
  11. NJPatsfan26

    NJPatsfan26 In the Starting Line-Up

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    Wow. this is exactly why this thread was created. Jets fans never give up.

    Enjoy this season why you can.
     
  12. Boston Boxer

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    #75 Jersey

    oh no, i already do #6. Im doomed
     
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    This board is going downhill, slowly and steadily.
     
  14. reflexblue

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    #91 Jersey

    Slowly, i thinking it started listing rather quickly in the last few weeks. Much more and it will roll over and capsize.
     
  15. aluminum seats

    aluminum seats In the Starting Line-Up

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    I'm usually a proponent of ignoring threads you don't like so they just sink down, but since I don't want to start yet another Jets' thread, I'll make the point here....could this board please stop obsessing over the Jets? I've said it before, it's like when Yankees fans obsessed over the Sox before the Sox won anything. It's giving attention to a team that, to me, just isn't that interesting. Enough.
     
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    #91 Jersey

    I already engage in behavior #6, i have a lot of work to do o the rest.
     
  17. KontradictioN

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    No Jersey Selected

    The way I've been drinking lately (which I'm sure contributed to me getting the flu), I was working on #4. If you ask the people in the chat room on gamedays, they'll tell you that I'm already a pro at #6. I engage in #3 only when in New Orleans.
     
  18. blackglass3

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    No Jersey Selected

    You might want to follow the advice of your wide receiver:
     
  19. Jetssuck

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    It wasn't illegal for nine years so it wasn't cheating.

    It was illegal, beginning in 2006, the same year that the Jets were caught filming the Patriots in Gillette. If only the Patriots were low down rats like the Jets....
     
  20. WelshPat

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    If your gonna jump I would go jump and be a Steeler fan. 3-0 without their starting QB, and one of the teams they beat just beat New Orleans
     
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