Is it over?!?!? Did they do it? Is it finished? Have they won?!?!
No of course not. Don't be silly. The Patriots beat them at the gun.
Now I apologize for not being able to ryhme the rest of the time.
But there's something about a Patriots loss that just brings out the poetic side of me. :mrgreen: Err gotta rhyme.....Uhmm I mean makes me pantomime?!?!?
@#%@#$%@!$@#!!!!
Anyway the JINX worked!!! It may have cost me my dignity, & most of my remaining sanity.
BUT IT WORKED I TELL YOU!!! MUAHAAHHAHAHA!!!! The jinx worked!!! OHHHH right y'all don't know what I'm talking about, so let me back up.
OK I pulled out this ACE in the hole after seeing the @#$@@#$ Patriots get another improbable win over another Great team last week w/ the Bolts. When the Patriots slipped into another AFC Championship I knew what I had to do. (Even though it would be extremely hard, & I'd hate every minute of it).
I didn't want to do it trust me on that, but if it meant the Patriots would lose? Then it would ALL be worth while!!!
What the devil am I talking about perchance? Well
HERE is where I implemented my nefarious PLOT, & that thread is where I began to work the JINX.
It's not something I'm proud of, & frankly it was tough to stomach all of that PRO Patriots CR@P. But it was SOOOOOO WORTH IT since the Payoff was ultimately the PATRIOTS LOSS!!!
MUAHA HA HAAAA BWAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!
AHEM sorry. Just like Inspector Dreyfus w/ Closeau, I've been driven mad w/ my hatred of the $#%#$@ Pattys. And I can't stop laughing during their humbling defeat. But I'll struggle on for your sake, then continue madly laughing after posting this thread.
I tell you though it sure was tough to resist the urge last night.....of stripping down to my scivies & running through the streets proclaiming that the Patriots LOST. But hey being arrested twice in one week is a little much, even for me. So I just basked in the warm glow of sportscenter, & watched the losers press conferences w/ glee. 8)
Especially since THIS TIME it was the #$@%$# Patroits wearing the crown of 2nd place, & not the other way around. Ohhhhh what a blessed day that was, but I'm getting off track. MY JINX has been implemented once b4, when the circumstances were just as dire.
And just like this time, it worked better then I could have hoped. It might be personally embarrassing, & ultimately cost me friendships. BUT it is SO WORTHWHILE to see these hated teams go down in flames.
NOTHING comes b4 football ppl................NOTHING. So this jinx, while truly a DRASTIC measure, & a weapon not to be used lightly? :roll: Ultimately it pays dividends, by bringing down hated teams like the $#@%$%& Patriots.
The first time what's now known as THE JINX was implemented was during 1996, when the HATED Cowboys were once again in the playoff hunt. Not being content w/ winning 3 out of 4 SBs, they were going for the gusto.
Trying to become only the 3rd team to win 4 SBs in a decade. I simply COULD NOT in good faith allow that to happen. If it cost me my dignity, my sanity, even my friendships then it would have to be done.
Nothing could stop the Cowboys (back then), therefor I had to JINX them. How could I (just a simple football fan mind you), stop the MIGHTY JUGGERNAUT that was the Dallas Cowboys of the early 90s?
HOW INDEED!!! I had to become their fan, at least for the day (at least in theory). I called up a good friend of mine, who was a died in the wool Cowboy blue blooded fan. Said that I'd seen the light, & couldn't argue w/ the logic of the 'Boys.'
I had experienced a conversion, & now considered myself a.....GULP....."Cowboy fan." That week leading up to the Carolina playoff game, I told anyone who'd listen that the Boys were once again going to another SB.
Nothing could stand in their way, of winning a 4th SB etc. etc. And come game time I pulled for Dallas even in the presence of their fans. I had for all practical purposes turned Benedict Arnold & joined the enemy.
OH DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!!!
Yes I can feel that evil eye coming through my computer monitor. Don't give me that "It's just a game cr@p," or "Why don't you get a life cr@p." FOOTBALL is life ppl, there is no higher state of being, no higher plane of sentience. Some fans take it more seriously than even some players, if that's even possible. SO just don't go there, as you all know how important football fandom is.
After all EACH & every one of you are reading this on an NFL msg board right now, so that proves my point. YAHTZEE!!! OK moving on.
Anyhoo as I sat there arguing every bad call against the Cowboys, & cussing anytime the Panthers did something right? My inner child was DYING, & screaming for me to cuss out the cowboys & lambast their fans.
Ohhhh but I was able to stay silent, & hold my tongue......Until that last fateful moment. When Troy Aikmen scrambled around in vain, ultimately being sacked in ridiculous fashion for a 30 yrd. loss to end their game & their season. ONLY THEN did I erupt w/ JOY, & dance around once the Cowboys were no more.
And that's when the HORROR dawned on their fans in the room, that I was indeed NOT one of them. And THAT's when they truly heard the extent of my nefarious plot.
ALL of my proclamations during the week, & all of my rooting for their team was simply geared for one ULTIMATE purpose. To get the almighty b@stards TO FINALLY LOSE. MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
Course after this new rant y'all might decide to ban me here, but C'est La Vie. As I said (in the following rant) it was all worth it. And if I lose all of my new "friends" here on y'alls board bc of the JINX? Well that's just the price I'll have to pay. Anyway b4 they pull the plug on me, I'd just like to say that it's been fun here (unfortunately). And I actually wouldn't mind sticking around (as y'all have a real nice site). I especially liked the Ladies lounge, as that was some quality stuff in there.
