Topless ban at beach doesn't apply to transgendered men with enhanced breasts - Apparently a bunch of trannies went topless at a beach and caused a stir, but it's not illegal. It made me think... how are they going to make it illegal? Guys with B cups or larger have to cover up? What if they're just really fat guys. Is it fair to discriminate against fat dudes? Is it fair to discriminate against trannies? Is it fair to discriminate against women? My thought is this: Make it illegal to go topless at a beach if you are a 5 or under on a scale of 1-10 as voted by a group of your peers. What genitalia you have doesn't matter. Seems fair to me!