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  1. Lloyd_Christmas

    Lloyd_Christmas I can delete my own crap! PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Wow............too funny. LMAO!
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    Disable Jersey

    Unfortunately, the Redskins were very quickly undone by the vagaries of the National Football League rulebook, which clearly state that eventually, Tom Brady gets to touch the ball.

    And that's when everything went wrong.

    Really. Brady and the Patriots offense just flat-out beat the snot out of us. They ran the ball down our throats, passed at will...they even scored a touchdown on that goddamned insert-Mike-Vrabel-as-an-eligible-receiver play that they had previously scored NINE touchdowns with, and that you'd THINK was well-known enough that someone...ANYONE would cover the man, instead of letting him slip wide open for an easy score, as if by mere dint of the fact that he's a linebacker somehow precludes him from being able to catch a ball.


    Freakin' hilarious! The guy can write and his other commentary shows he understands the game. As expected, the comments section was full of whining about the score, all being butt ignorant about how Joe Gibbs' Skins did the same thing against the Rams, calls for Brady to be taken out by a personal foul, and the obligatory 'Pats are cheating' bleats of the ignorant.
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    patchick Moderatrix Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    #11 Jersey

    Yep, he's pretty good....

    "Unfortunately, the Redskins were very quickly undone by the vagaries of the National Football League rulebook, which clearly state that eventually, Tom Brady gets to touch the ball."
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    That was a funny, well written article!
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    "After the game, Pats WR Welker praised our defense and called Washington a playoff team. Guess we can only take his word for it. Douchebag."
    Priceless:rocker:
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    Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!

    That was hill-freak'n-larryous!!!

    I loved that twenty bucks thing. Just great!!
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    shmessy Maude Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    #75 Jersey

    Here it is:

    "Really. Best not to spend any more time thinking about this game. Let's hope this is a one time thing, related mainly to the divine mandate that everything and everyone in Massachusetts-based sports should brutally pound the everloving bejeezus out of every opponent they run across this year. Really, could Fortune be smiling on Beantown any harder? I bet that when Bostonist editor Caroline Roberts breaks out her winter coat this week, she's like, going to find a twenty-dollar bill in the pockets that she totally forgot about. "Oh, look!" she'll say, "Twenty bucks! How lucky!" Well, suck me, Caroline. A pox of Aqua Teen Hunger Force lite-brites on your whole damned city!"

    I'm not one of those laugh out loud types, but this writer just put me on the floor. Good work.
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    Pretty funny stuff actually..... :singing:
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    Nice find, Lloyd! That was some funny stuff.

    I couldn't believe how open he was. Double teaming Vrabes might be a bit much, but you'd think they'd have at least someone cover him. He's hardly a "secret" weapon anymore.
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    Here's a funny bit from the kissmesuzy blog:

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    damn, HE should be a sports writer...
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    A pox of Aqua Teen Hunger force night lights on your city...

    That is the funniest thing...:D
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