Things sharper than Eli Manning

[sbcpats70]

A bowl of Cool Whip

 

[oldskool138]

A bowling ball

A pound of wet leather

 

[CTPatsFan]

The front end of a bus.

 

[xmarkd400x]

A spork.

10 chars

 

[reflexblue]

A spork.

10 chars

Spork, What the he!! is a spork

 

[reflexblue]

A sack of door knobs.

 

[xmarkd400x]

Spork, What the he!! is a spork

Spoon + Fork = Spork.

Pretty much they are made of plastic, and are so flimsy that it functions as neither a spoon or a fork.

Edit: Linky for spork images
http://gearx.com/liberty-lexan-spork.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

 

[fair catch fryar]

Spoon + Fork = Spork.

Pretty much they are made of plastic, and are so flimsy that it functions as neither a spoon or a fork.

Edit: Linky for spork images
http://gearx.com/liberty-lexan-spork.html

My 2 year-old daughter uses one of those in the kid's version with a picture of Dora. You couldn't pop a balloon with one if you tried.

 

[lusdawg]

marble ... ten chars

 

[reflexblue]

Spoon + Fork = Spork.

Pretty much they are made of plastic, and are so flimsy that it functions as neither a spoon or a fork.

Edit: Linky for spork images
http://gearx.com/liberty-lexan-spork.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

Ok now that you describe it I know what you mean. I didn't know they had a name.

 

[cartmen]

marshmallow and btw what is 10 char?

 

[sbcpats70]

marshmallow and btw what is 10 char?

You have to have at least 10 characters in your post...forum rule.

 

[fair catch fryar]

Emmit Smith.

 

[reflexblue]

Emmit Smith.

Oh yeah, take this....... Marschall Faulk....

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

The Mad Poynt......

 

[fair catch fryar]

Oh yeah, take this....... Marschall Faulk....

Mercury Morris!

 

[Spirit of '76]

Floam.

Styrofoam popcorn.

 

[oldskool138]

A pencil eraser.

 

[reflexblue]

Mercury Morris!

Thats tough to beat I don't know if I can, but here goes. Merril Hodge

 

[fair catch fryar]

Thats tough to beat I don't know if I can, but here goes. Merril Hodge

Although he is pretty slow on the draw, I still think Mercury beats out Hoge in the "doofus" department.

A beach ball.