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  1. Lloyd_Christmas

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    A therapeutic list of what I would like to see happen before, during, or after the Super Bowl:

    The 49ers embarrass the Ravens on the scoreboard in a very physically intense game with lots of controversy resulting in the two Harbaughs refusing to shake hands after the game.

    Pollard makes a devastating helmet to helmet hit on the first series and gets a concussion, removing him from the rest of the game.

    Ray Lewis gets completely and embarrassingly run over by Ray Rice.

    Boldin drops a pass right after the obligatory love fest from the commentators about what strong hands he has.

    The 49ers players laugh on camera after the win about what a loud mouth ***** Terrell Suggs is.

    Ray Rice changes his first and last names to something that doesn't start with 'R' and Berman has to come up with some new material.

    Shannon Sharpe is fired by ESPN when he is pulled over by police with transvestite hooker and a car full of drugs. After being released on bail he refuses to give an interview with CBS.
     
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    Just get Randy his ring. Hopefully he can make some plays and catch a bomb.
     
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    I just want the 49ers to win. An offseason of Suggs boasting and Lewis going out as a champion would be completely insufferable.
     
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    Hell yeah, I'd love to see this!
     
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    Like in pre-game warmups?
     
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    Pollard takes out Kaepernick, Alex Smith comes in to lead the 49ers to a blowout of the Ravens and goes on to win SB MVP.

    I can't stand the thought of that gimmick QB winning a SB.
     
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    I'd prefer to see them both actually choking one another.
     
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    I'm rooting for the Niners to win. Give Moss the SB ring he almost had with the Patriots.

    I like the Ravens to lose, because many of their players are "street thugs" :
    - Suggs
    - Lewis
    - Pollard
    - Ayanbadejo
     
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    Better yet would be for their dad to state in a post-game interview that Jim was always his favorite son.
     
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    I refuse to watch the game and have already made plans with a non football liking friend of mine for that day so I am not even tempted to watch it. However, I do hope Randy gets a ring.
     
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    a comet to come down and just hit the ravens benches just before the game.

    thats all.
     
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    Whoops! LOL. I meant Frank Gore, but maybe it would be funnier if Ray Rice did it.
     
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    I'm rooting for a meteor.
     
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    I want to see Kaepernick throw 5 interceptions before Pollard lays him out on the turf for good. Alex Smith leads the 49ers to a massive comeback to win the game by 1 touchdown.

    Ray Lewis will drop on his knees, crying, shaking his fists at the sky, blaming Jesus for the loss. When Flacco tries to help him up, he punches Flacco upside the head, and a fist fight ensues. Ray Rice will get a black eye in the commotion, and John Harbaugh will knock his brother out and never speak to him again.

    And finally, it will be the least watched Super Bowl in NFL history, with only the San Francisco and Baltimore media markets tuning in. The Harbaugh parents' house will have lost power halfway through the game. :rocker:
     
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    The thing I'd like to see in the SB? The Pats. :bricks:. But... Seriously tho. I wont go out of my way to watch. I could really care less. But, I wont be rooting for the Ratbirds
     
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    I don't believe they will be watching the game from home, but I like the way you think!

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    The National Father's Day Council names Ray Lewis the Father of the Year for 2013 (Bill Clinton was the 2012 winner - Not a joke). Ray's six children by four different mothers look on and cheer.

    A 40 year old overweight streaker avoids security long enough that Ray Lewis decides to tackle him, but Ray gets juked at the last second and watches helplessly on the turf as the out of shape couch potato runs into the end zone.
     
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    Wouldn't mind seeing someone drop a deuce in Suggs' helmet before the game.
     
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    Tons of beer and hot chicks at the party I am attending. That's all I really wanna see.
     
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    How sweet would it be if during the half time show a lawyer runs on to the stage and holds the bloody white suit that Ray Lewis was wearing (on the night of the murder ) which disappeared and the cops handcuff Ray-the thug and escort him out of the stadium .

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