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    #87 Jersey

    A new idea for a thread ... well new here anyways.
    I'm always telling my kids "there ought to be a law ..."
    Silly :p stuff of course ... never serious. :D

    My favorite:

    There ought to be a law against having to wake up early on weekends.
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    #87 Jersey

    There ought to be a law against vegetarian tailgating.
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    #87 Jersey

    There ought to be a law against toilet paper that ain't worth a sh!t.
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    There ought to be a law against teams named after sea animals.
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    There ought to be a law against farting in an elevator.
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    there ought to be a law that bans handicap signs for large people... Or give them special parking in the back of the lot!!
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    There should be a law against using the word like to attempt to describe how you reacted to something. Or using the word basically to mean simply put. There should also be a law against made up combined words like "ginormous".
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    There should be a law against like ahh basically makeing more ahh laws. :confused: :D
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    LOL I was thinking about posting that one myself.
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    If it weren't for people you wouldn't need laws. Know what i'm sayin? :D
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    There should be a law against the multiple use of the phrase " know what i'm sayin" No i don't know what the fvck your saying, tell me.......... Know what I'm sayin? :singing:
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    #12 Jersey

    Basically yeah.
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    Yeah and the people that poke you when they're saying it ... jail the bastards.
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    There ought to be a law against 4x4's in the city/urban enviroment/place were you don't need them. Also the people who drive them here are total d!cks.
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    There ought to be a Law in our defensive backfield. :D
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    There ought to be a law requiring men to get as much female arse as is humanly possible. :D
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    There ought to be a law against Real World's signature. It's awfully distracting at work.
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    There ought to be a law against old gross couples making out behind me in line at Ace Hardware when i have to buy air filters.

    I swear, many times in my life i feel like i'm on one of those reality TV shoes where they try and see how far they can push and how much they can piss someone off before they go nuts.

    Then i remember i'm a nobody and keep on going.......
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    Laws like yours should be :banned:

    :D
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    There ought to be a law against co-workers walking through your area with a bag of freshly popped microwave popcorn.
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    There should be a law against poor customer service....grrrrrrr.........:mad:
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    There ought to be a law against old ladies who shove you with their shopping carts because you're in their space.
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    There ought to be a law against teams with losing records talking sh!t.
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    There ought to be a law against ballbags going 55mph in the middle lane of any major highway, get the fvck over into the right lane ok assclown?
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    That would shut down just about every store/fast food restaurant I've been to in the last 5 years.
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    Here Here I second that motion!!!
    Like, kno wha I mean, man, um ummumm like ya kno really
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    Oh man, I have 3 and half million miles in the last 28 years, (truck driver)
    tell me something I haven't seen on the road....aurgh
    I finally had to retire. I was gonna kill someone

    maybe that would be a cool thread
    Dumb stuff on the highway
    naw I am getting road rage just thinking about it
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    There ought to be a law against fat ass chicks wearing tight shirts.
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    Or shorts:

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    (That is, a law AGAINST wearing them, not making it mandatory, as people around here seem to think. Oh, and it goes for guys too.)
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    There should be a law against the dillweeds sitting in your row waiting till three seconds before kickoff to head for there seats carrying two beers, nachos, and a box of popcorn.

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