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  1. Off The Grid

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    Right. So I'm watching that exquisite Kate Upton Video that I assume everyone else has seen because I'm generally the last guy to know about what's going on on YouTube...

    You know the Video, right?? The Dougie Video??

    Kate Upton Dougie - YouTube

    Here were my observations...

    1 ~ Oh...my...GOD.

    2 ~ Oh my...GOD.

    3 ~ OH my God!!

    4 ~ Oh...

    5 ~ My...

    6 ~ GOD.

    7 ~ Amazing FLUIDITY. I wonder if she could drop into coverage as a Nickel Corner?? [​IMG]

    Gentlemen...I've got issues.
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    Stupid thread...

    has nothing to do with the draft
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    So what. Is there something wrong with breaking the monotony around here? I think he's contributed enough to the board to give us an unrelated football thread in jest. It's not like this draft board hasn't regurgitated the same old players and mocks over and over again.

    Lighten up, Francis.
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    So you're saying you don't think she can play Nickel Corner?? :confused:

    Seriously, man: You are the LAST guy who has a right to complain about nonsense. :eek:

    At least MY nonsense is ADVERTISED as nonsense!! [​IMG]

    I'm just poking a little fun at myself and my fellow Draft Lunatics.
    :cool:

    If that sort of thing bothers you, I suggest you talk to somebody about it. :eek:
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    Who cares if she can play corner?! I want that amazing cutie to drop into my dreams tonight! :cool:

    PS - Oh and just between us friends OTG. Somehow I doubt that's the worst thing about being you. j/k :D
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    Grid, she's dating Dirty Sanchez, if she thinks well of him is she intelligent enough to diagnose an offense?:D
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    In that case I question her intangibles. :D

    Not that I'd kick her out of my...dreams, or anything. Just sayin'.
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    Probably better than Sanchez can.
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    It's more entertaining than starting a thread that trashes a Top 100 board when you do no comparisons to other Top 100 boards to see if they did similar things.....Just saying,... :bricks:
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    You'll have to forgive Mr. Drake. He's in a pi$$y mood because he attempted to trash the NEPatriotsdraft.com website (and one of our own intelligent posters) and got thoroughly shot down. It's pretty sad when the mods close the thread after just 8 posts because they KNOW that its nothing but garbage and that, once the regulars show up, all hell was gonna break lose on Mr. Drake..
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    Brother Grid when is your latest mock coming out? Enjoy the reasoning and presentation.
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    Amazing combination or core fluidity and hip flexibility!!!

    Personally, my idea of perfect woman is a mix of Kate Upton, Kara Henderson (NFL Network), and Mark Barron.
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    Isn't she a little old for Sanchez?
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    Yeah, I get that a lot!! [​IMG]
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    Thank ye kindly, Brother Don!! :cool:

    I'm aiming for Friday, actually!! :D
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    If you are going to give an evaluation, please use the following codes.

    P — Playmaker
    T — Toughness
    I — Instincts
    C — Competitiveness
    L — Leadership presence

    The following alerts were used to designate glaring concerns about prospects:

    X — Injury / medical history
    Ch. — Character concerns
    M — Mental limitations / intelligence issue
    S — Strength deficient
    W — Work ethic concerns

    The following designations were used to classify players:

    O — Overachiever
    U — Underachiever
    D — Developmental prospect
    Z — Positional projection


    I took this from Nolan at PFW but some could apply. I didn't watch the highlight vid, I prefer to do my own evaluation. so I would give her a(P) (C) (Ch) for dating Sanchez, and (U)
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    Don't forget the "M". ;)

    Oh, and a definite "Z"!! :D
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