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  1. DarrylS

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    deep in the recesses of the white house, there has been much work done on the official menu of Christmas receptions... NEM does this menu fit your palate, as I am sure you will be invited??... that Red Hat Box Mascarpone Cake sure sounds good or is something that Jackie Kennedy would wear?? sure this happened in Clintons White House also along with all the rest of the previous prez, just sometimes it seems so surreal that the american taxpayer is footing the bill just so GWB or any other president can make nice with all of the DC pols.

    http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/11/30/menu/index.html

    Display of Specialty Cheeses and Winter Fruits (Served with a Bountiful Display of Lavish Specialty Crackers and Spiced Pecans).

    Colossal Shrimp ****tail and Jonah Crab Claws (Served with Ramsey’s ****tail Sauce and Spiced Remoulade).

    Stuffed Turkey Breasts with Winter Mushrooms, Cheese and Brandied Cranberries.

    Sugar Cured Virginia Ham with Hot Pepper Mustard (Served with Warm Blue Corn Muffins).

    Chicken Fried Beef Tenderloin with White Onion Gravy (Served with Tiny Icebox Rolls).

    Herb Roasted Lollipop Lamb Chops served with Warm Yeast Rolls.

    Honey Cup Mustard Sauce.

    Fresh Tamales with Tomatillo Sauce and Black Beans.

    Baked White Cheddar Farfalle.

    Sweet Potato Soufflé.

    Asparagus Tier with Lemon-Garlic Aioli.

    Golden and Crimson Beet Salad with Orange, Fennel, and Feta.

    Chocolate Peppermint Cookies with Peppermint Crunch.

    Pecan Sandie Tree (Mexican Wedding Cookies, Russian Tea Cakes) with Layers of Cookies.

    Holiday Ornamental Cookies: Barney, Miss Beazley, Christmas Trees, Snowflakes, Candy Canes

    Red Hat Box Mascarpone Cake.

    White Pound Cake with Mascarpone Cream Filling, Red Marzipan Frosting and Red Ribbon Bow Decoration.

    Coconut Cake.

    Coconut Chiffon Cake, Coconut Pastry Cream Filling and 7 Minute Meringue Frosting.

    Chocolate Roulade (Christmas Log): Soft Ganache Frosting with a Chocolate Sponge, Meringue Mushrooms, Magnolia Leaves in White Chocolate, Raspberries.

    Mini Tartlettes.

    Pecan Pie, Lemon Meringue Pie, Orange Chiffon and Chocolate Boston Cream Pie.

    Chocolate Truffles.

    Homemade, Bittersweet Chocolate Ganache.

    Long Stem Strawberries with Dark Chocolate Dipping Sauce.

    Warm Macintosh Apple Cobbler With Oatmeal Crumble.

    Pumpkin Trifle.

    Spiced Pumpkin Mousse with Whipped Cream and Shaved Dark Chocolate
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    It's beyond surreal. It's outrageous! These pigs are going to dine like Louis XIV while Americans who pay taxes are struggling to pay their bills and buy their kids a few gifts - not to mention the kids losing life and limb overseas on the commands of these out-of-touch monsters. How can a responsible person do this?
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    Where are the Three Stooges when you need someone to start a food fight?
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    I imagine that one of the only things I can respect about our President is that he'd prefer a big ol' steak instead of all that fancy food; but he can't have that. He's our representative to the world. (yes, I shudder every time I think that) If he eats peanut butter, its like America eats peanut butter.
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    Don't stop dreaming.
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    Display of Specialty G.O.P.Weasels and Winter Crooks.

    Colossal Bush Twin-AZ$tail and Barbra Bush Thong Crabbies.

    Stuffed Condi-Rice Breasts with Stroons.

    Sugar Cured Rove's-Ham with Taxed-Pepper-Nuts.

    Fried BeefAss with White Racist Gravy.

    Herb Roasted Libby Chops served with Barbra Bush Beast Rolls.

    Honey Cup Mustard Gas...for the uninvited.

    Fresh Young Males with Page Sauce.

    Baked White Racist Cheddar Farfalle.

    AsparaTAX Tier with Lemon-Garlic Arsenic.

    Barbra Bush Beast Salad.

    ThePrickCan Screw America Tree.

    Red Bush Marxist Cake.

    Male Page Pound Cake with Cream Filling.

    G.O.P-Nut Shake.

    Chocolate RoveAde Bathroom Log:

    Mini TAXlettes.

    Lemon Administration Pie.

    Long Stem Poisoned Strawberries.

    Warm Macintosh Cheney-Knob.

    Laura Pumpkin-Head Trifle.

    Spiced Page Poonking Mousse.
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    OMG FBN!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thats hilarious!! Barb Bush Crabbie Thong??? Page sauce?? Did you make that up???:rofl: :eat2: What a smorgasbord!
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    Good poop FBN!
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    Amazing what the mind can regurgitate when one is extremely bored.
    Yes...sadly...I edited that menu .... :eek: :D

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