June 27, 2012 @ 10:00 pm EST
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Tom Brady: Hello?
Responding voice: Hey, Tom, it's Rodney Harrison.
Tom Brady: Hey, Rodney, what's up?
Rodney Harrison: Well, Tom, I just thought you should know that the players think you're losing it.
Tom Brady: Rodney, what the hell are you talking about?
Rodney Harrison: Tom, you know that top 100 ranking thing, right?
Tom Brady: Well, I've been hearing about it, but Giselle and I've been working on #3 a lot, so.....
Rodney Harrison: Tom, they've got you behind both Brees and Rodgers.
Tom Brady: Son of a #$#%! Well, that's not so bad, I guess. Those guys are great quarterbacks.
Rodney Harrison: Yeah but, Tom, brace yourself.
Tom Brady: What? What is it, Rodney? Quit screwing around and tell me!
Rodney Harrison: Tom, they've got you behind a wide receiver. I'm sorry, Tom, but they've got you behind Calvin Johnson.
Tom Brady: Are you ******* kidding me? I'm a ******* quarterback! They've got me behind some guy who runs fast, and I'm breaking down entire defenses in a split second? ************* ******* thought 5235 was something. Wait until they see me shoving that ball up their ass for about 19 games this year. *************!
Rodney Harrison: I feel you, Tom. I just thought you should know, for when the reporters ask you about it.
Tom Brady: Thanks, Rodney. I'll have the Belichick-speak ready for the reporters. There are some NFL players that are going to feel my cleats up their asses, though, by the time this season's over.
Rodney Harrison: You do what you've got to, Tom. Hey, I've got to run.
Tom Brady: Yeah, thanks Rodney. I'll talk to you soon.
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Rodney Harrison (to self): Heh heh..... mission accomplished.