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    Post pictures, stories ... anything you feel fits into this theme of what were they thinking thread.

    Here's a recent one ... guy apparently had a small bag of pot in his hat ... he took the hat off but the pot bag stuck to his forehead ... :p


    Lebanon man had bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead, police say | Breaking Midstate News with The Patriot-News -

     
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    The Duct Tape bandit

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    Convicted killer Michelle Kosilek adds request for electrolysis treatments to sex-change lawsuit against Mass. | Breaking News - MassLive.com -

    Convicted killer Michelle Kosilek adds request for electrolysis treatments to sex-change lawsuit against Mass.
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    December 07, 2009, 1:03PM
    BOSTON – A convicted killer seeking a state-funded sex-change operation has added a demand for electrolysis treatments to her lawsuit against state prison officials.

    A federal judge has twice rejected Michelle Kosilek’s request for electrolysis, finding that she had not shown a “serious medical need” for the hair removal treatments.

    Kosilek’s lawyers filed an amended lawsuit Friday, asking that prison officials be required to follow recommendations for electrolysis by several doctors. Kosilek is also asking for an independent evaluation by a specialist in gender-identity disorder.

    Kosilek was named Robert when convicted of killing his wife, Cheryl, in 1990. Kosilek has undergone hormone therapy and seven electrolysis treatments, and dresses as a woman in an all-male state prison.
     
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    I think a lot of these are just "fun with Photoshop".
     
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    Funny Photoshops, but still Photoshop
     
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    Photoshop is great ... it's like being a kid in a candy store.
     
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    It's amusing to me. When I first started using Photoshop professionally in the early 90s no one knew what I was talking about. Now it's a verb.
     
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    Woman calls 911 over burger emergency

    GUNA NIGUEL, Calif. - First there was the McNuggets emergency. Now comes a Burger King emergency.

    The St. Louis Riverfront Times reports that a woman in Laguna Niguel, Calif., called 911 complaining that the staff at the local Burger King would not make her a "Western barbecue burger."


    Woman Calls Cops on Burger King sound bite



    "They keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, cheese and onions. .... I said, 'I'm not leaving. I want a Western burger.' I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry."

    The 911 dispatcher responded, saying, "OK, so what exactly is it you want us to do for you?" To which the woman said, "Send an officer down here."

    The dispatcher said she wouldn't send an officer and that she needed to speak with the manager to figure out how to deal with it. "This is not a criminal issue," she said.

    "But you're supposed to protect me," the caller said.....continued.

    What a dumb azz, its a wonder she knows how to dial a phone.
     
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    Lawyer: Driver had 'caffeine psychosis'

    Lawyer: Driver had 'caffeine psychosis'
    Too much coffee intake?

    Updated: Friday, 11 Dec 2009, 2:13 PM EST
    Published : Friday, 11 Dec 2009, 2:12 PM EST

    * By FRANK CARNEVALE, Special Contributor

    A 31-year-old man was arrested on a felony charge of vehicular assault after two pedestrian men were struck on a Washington college campus. Now his lawyer is contending that he may be suffering from "caffeine psychosis," or too much coffee intake.

    The Spokesman-Review reported that Daniel A. Noble, of Moscow, Wash., was allegedly driving erratically Monday morning on the Washington State University campus and struck two pedestrians - one in a crosswalk, the other on a sidewalk. The victims were taken to the hospital.

    At the scene police said that Noble was uncooperative. "He was combative at the start, when we tried to take him into custody," Lt. Steve Hansen of the WSU police told The Spokesman-Review. Police used a Taser to subdue Noble......

    "caffeine psychosis, thats a new one.
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    Police Find Pizza Hut Robbery Suspect By GPS In Cell Phone - News Story - WEWS Cleveland

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    This kid thought he could outrun a helicopter.

    Motorcycle chase reaches 140 mph on Ariz. highway

     
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    BBC - Newsbeat

    An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
     

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