The Official "Damn, man. That's WAY too Early" Pats vs Colts Pre-Pre Game Thread

[VrabelJr]

This week is going to be full of annoying media so let's have some fun before this forum turns into a link fest to blogs of people we hate.

Personally, I'm licking my lips at the thought of this game. I feel bad for Colts players. They're going to get an extra bit of whipping that is entirely the fault of their drunken, drugged up and spoiled rich kid owner.

 

[FourierSeries]

We're firing on all cylinders. I am still holding out hope for a 60 burger.

 

[Whitt25]

Been waiting for this game since week 1. Can't ****in wait.

 

[nabwong]

The colts have the extra few days to come up with excuses for their impending demolition.

 

[VrabelJr]

I like to think the Colts staff and players have spent the last 3 days hand sewing their next participation banner.

 

[VrabelJr]

Seriously how can anyone still be a fan of that team? If the Patriots ever put up a participation banner I'm out. Immediately. All the gear goes up on Craigslist for free.

 

[Big-T]

Wouldn't mind seeing a few unnecessary roughness penalties for this one, nothing to cause an injury but to make them scared of having the ball. Put that with the incoming 50 make sure they wake up Monday both physically and mentally shot.

These scumbags need teaching a lesson - do NOT poke the Bear.

 

[nabwong]

I like to think the Colts staff and players have spent the last 3 days hand sewing their next participation banner.

Nonsense, they buy this in bulk at the start of training camp.

 

[patsinthesnow]

The Colts have little pass rush and can't cover. Instead of ground & pounding them to death, let Tom go 400 6.

 

[FourierSeries]

The Colts have little pass rush and can't cover. Instead of ground & pounding them to death, let Tom go 400 6.

Let Edelman pass for a couple of TDs too.

 

[Tom meets Kaepernick]

I want a massacre. I want it to be so bad that I have to hear the media complaining the next day about "running up the score". I want Colts fans making threads in disgust crying over "those damn Cheatriots! I love how they get away with everything. Typical Cheatriots running up the score. Why are they throwing the ball up 50? **** the Patriots and their scumbag fans!" I want to fill my pool up with their tears and drink them before every game the Patriots play after them. I want them to be ****ed by guys wearing Tom Brady masks, screaming "Deflate this, yeah!!". In short, I want suffering of the highest order

 

[farn]

I hate Grigson.

 

[PP2]

I forgot an extra "o" in "too" in the title. Can a mod fix that before I embarrass myself?

Right under thread title and to the right is "thread options." Click on it to correct thread title.

 

[Archeryaddict12]

Time to mop the floor with these *******. I want helmets flyin, bone crushin hit after hit and the pats side of the scoreboard look like a basketball score.

 

[nabwong]

I'm not even bothered if we don't have a single passing TD. I wanna run all over these frauds. 5 Brady rushing TDs please.

 

[Efstratios]

Fortunately for us, the Colts management excels at not addressing glaring flaws in their squad. The strategy remains the same as it ever was.

I hope for an absolute slaughter. I hope we hit 65 points at least, but I'll settle for less, so long as the Colts lose in a humiliating fashion.

 

[JMC00]

Just want to repost this in here given it is the dolts

Yesterday, the Colts made a couple of minor roster moves that are at least worth noting. The team signed defensive lineman Kelcy Quarles to the active roster off of the New England Patriots' practice squad, and to make room for Quarles the Colts waived running back Dion Lewis. .

@manxman2601 added this write up from PFT

DT Kelcy Quarles has been plucked off the Patriots' practice squad in a corresponding roster move. Lewis looked like he might get some playing time when the Colts signed him on September 9, but they're apparently satisfied with Boom Herron behind Trent Richardson and Ahmad Bradshaw. Under-sized at 5-foot-8, 195 pounds, Lewis owns a career 4.8 YPC through 36 carries.

 

[rexxar]

According to ESPN's Mike Wells, there is a "50-60% chance" that Andrew Luck will play against the New England Patriots

http://www.stampedeblue.com/2015/10...ance-that-andrew-luck-plays-vs-patriots-colts

I've read that an injury like his takes around a month of rehab to heal. He's had two weeks. Apparently a bad fall or hit can worsen it and take him out for the season.

 

[juny]

Would love a blowout, but just get a W.

 

[Soul_Survivor88]